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Sex Ed, PD style

Started by Placid Dingo, August 04, 2012, 03:06:50 AM

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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#15
August 05, 2012, 08:24:39 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 05, 2012, 08:08:26 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 05, 2012, 08:03:09 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 05, 2012, 07:46:50 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 05, 2012, 07:39:49 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 05, 2012, 07:27:59 AM
Clearly, we should teach kids that

A) The male orgasm is a necessary evil, and should be followed immediately by a scalding shower and at least 25 Hail Marys.
B) The female orgasm was invented by Satan, working in conjunction with the Women's Liberation Movement and Al Qaeda.
C) The only sure protection against STDs is marriage.

You forgot one:

FEMALE SEXUALITY IS ONLY ACCEPTABLE WHEN IT IS USED IN ADVERTISING TO SELL SHIT

Seriously.

Although, the shit in commercials has absolutely nothing to do with female sexuality. I know for a fact that women do not behave that way on beaches.

Of course they do. And they cluster around guys who drink certain beer and take viagra, and cum like banshees when they use that one kind of shampoo.

Yeah. That's why I'm not getting any lately. Fucking Suave.

:horrormirth:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
August 05, 2012, 08:25:37 AM
The use of sex to sell products does so much of everyone such a huge disservice, I don't even know where to start.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

tyrannosaurus vex

#17
August 05, 2012, 08:29:45 AM
You can sell everything with sex, as long as it isn't nobody actually ends up having sex. That would be prostitution.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#18
August 05, 2012, 08:32:11 AM
That might be worth a whole thread.
I mean, why does it WORK? Everybody knows it's crap.
Even hamburgers are sex. Hot & juicy.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

tyrannosaurus vex

#19
August 05, 2012, 08:33:33 AM
I think it works best in repressed societies, although I don't have a non-repressed society to compare it to. Probably a "LOOK SEX! LOL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! OH WELL YOU CAN HAVE A BIG MAC INSTEAD!" kind of thing.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

SmogofCogs

#20
August 05, 2012, 08:35:50 AM
one thing i'd want to do is expose a narrative that i see in a lot of american media. the narrative that says guys "get some" and girls "give it up". instead of that 'vagina is a commodity (depreciating value with time and usage btw, unlike the penis which can actually increase in value with time and usage) and men have to somehow maneuver around some bitch so that they can gain access to it and thereby bask in the greatness of the pussy oversoul' bullshit, i'd try to make them think of how great reciprocal sex is. and show them how much of an asshole you are if you are completely ignoring the person you are having sex with, let alone the effects that having sex with them may have on them.

and it'd probably be a good time to drop some lgbtqabbq knowledge on them as well

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#21
August 05, 2012, 08:39:22 AM
Holy shit, I think we MAY HAVE A BIPED OVER HERE!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

tyrannosaurus vex

#22
August 05, 2012, 08:39:29 AM
Quote from: SmogofCogs on August 05, 2012, 08:35:50 AM
one thing i'd want to do is expose a narrative that i see in a lot of american media. the narrative that says guys "get some" and girls "give it up". instead of that 'vagina is a commodity (depreciating value with time and usage btw, unlike the penis which can actually increase in value with time and usage) and men have to somehow maneuver around some bitch so that they can gain access to it and thereby bask in the greatness of the pussy oversoul' bullshit, i'd try to make them think of how great reciprocal sex is. and show them how much of an asshole you are if you are completely ignoring the person you are having sex with, let alone the effects that having sex with them may have on them.

and it'd probably be a good time to drop some lgbtqabbq knowledge on them as well

Look, asshole, if you keep posting like that you're gonna survive past the 50 post mark. And that would be violating tradition around here.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Juana

#23
August 05, 2012, 08:46:42 AM
:lulz: certainly of late, anyway.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

SmogofCogs

#24
August 05, 2012, 08:48:13 AM
i'm picking up hints of playfulness, but i'm not really sure. i'm actually not used to communicating with strangers on the internet, and you bunch are definitely off. so i waver between "do i sound like a pretentious schmuck?" and "they must understand me!"

Anna Mae Bollocks

#25
August 05, 2012, 08:51:02 AM
I'm liking the posts so far.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Juana

#26
August 05, 2012, 08:51:33 AM
I think I like you.


Also, I'd add a brief discussion of media literacy.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#27
August 05, 2012, 08:53:51 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 05, 2012, 08:33:33 AM
I think it works best in repressed societies, although I don't have a non-repressed society to compare it to. Probably a "LOOK SEX! LOL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! OH WELL YOU CAN HAVE A BIG MAC INSTEAD!" kind of thing.

How do they sell stuff in Denmark or wherever the hell people don't get this sex-obsessed frustrated puritan thing pounded into them? Are their hambugers metaphors for pussy?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

tyrannosaurus vex

#28
August 05, 2012, 08:58:31 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 05, 2012, 08:53:51 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 05, 2012, 08:33:33 AM
I think it works best in repressed societies, although I don't have a non-repressed society to compare it to. Probably a "LOOK SEX! LOL YOU CAN'T HAVE IT! OH WELL YOU CAN HAVE A BIG MAC INSTEAD!" kind of thing.

How do they sell stuff in Denmark or wherever the hell people don't get this sex-obsessed frustrated puritan thing pounded into them? Are their hambugers metaphors for pussy?

I'm sure sex is used to sell things everywhere, but I'd be surprised if it wasn't just more effective in America. In Europe sex is more prevalent in general, but from what I've seen it looks like they're having fun with it more than using it to sell things.

As for the Danish, they do not eat hamburgers. And they also don't have sex.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Juana

#29
August 05, 2012, 09:06:55 AM
They, in fact, subsist on fish and sand, and reproduce asexually.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."
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