Since Charley left...

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

WOOT!

I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno... 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

WOOT!

I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno... 

Styrofoam soaked in beef gravy.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

OK, you got him beat by a couple years. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

OK, you got him beat by a couple years. 

HAH! 

AGE FASTER, EOT!

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

 

Debbie's gonna shit.  I turn in WEIRD expense items, which always gets approved, and she's one of those people that acts like you're spending her personal money.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

WOOT!

I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno... 

Styrofoam soaked in beef gravy.

WHEW.

No plutonium needed, after all 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

WOOT!

I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno... 

Styrofoam soaked in beef gravy.

WHEW.

No plutonium needed, after all 

DO NOT EXPOSE RATS TO RADIATION.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_U

[Salty]

OH MIGHTY OLD ONE, LET YOUR CORROSIVE WISDOM RAIN DOWN UPON THE WORTHY.

Seriously though, I have a question about aging:
Is it true that by know, in your current state of decay, your ear-lobes hang down to your waist and your, uh, dedicates have to be tucked into your shoes?

Is there any way to speed this process up?

Also, since Charley left I feel [OMITTED FOR GOOD TASTE].

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Seriously though, I have a question about aging:
Is it true that by know, in your current state of decay, your ear-lobes hang down to your waist and your, uh, dedicates have to be tucked into your shoes?

Is there any way to speed this process up?

Well, there WAS, but Nigel stole all the bowling balls to make "love" beads for some of her ex's (weren't THEY surprised when the roofies wore off!) so now you just have to let gravity do its thing the old-fashioned way.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

Seriously though, I have a question about aging:
Is it true that by know, in your current state of decay, your ear-lobes hang down to your waist and your, uh, dedicates have to be tucked into your shoes?

Is there any way to speed this process up?

Well, there WAS, but Nigel stole all the bowling balls to make "love" beads for some of her ex's (weren't THEY surprised when the roofies wore off!) so now you just have to let gravity do its thing the old-fashioned way.

 

[Luna]

 

I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

_{Roger is not the oldest.}

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

_{Roger is not the oldest.}

 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

_{Roger is not the oldest.}

We have no age, Luna.

WE'RE FUCKING IMMORTAL