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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

WOOT!

I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno...  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

WOOT!

I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno...  :lol:

Styrofoam soaked in beef gravy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

OK, you got him beat by a couple years.  :lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:58:17 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

OK, you got him beat by a couple years.  :lol:

HAH! 

AGE FASTER, EOT!

:hammer:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:59:10 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Debbie's gonna shit.  I turn in WEIRD expense items, which always gets approved, and she's one of those people that acts like you're spending her personal money.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:56:27 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

WOOT!

I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno...  :lol:

Styrofoam soaked in beef gravy.

WHEW.

No plutonium needed, after all  :p
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 09:05:04 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:56:27 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:54:43 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:52:07 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 04, 2012, 08:50:35 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:45:16 PM
And as far as being old, there was a fly in my office about a minute ago.  You know, house flies, fast little bastards, right?  Obviously too fast for an old bastard like me, right?  RIGHT RIGHT RIGHT?

It landed on my nose.  So I moved in ninja-like fashion to grab it off my nose and crush it.

I now have a mildly bloody nose, and I poked myself in the eye.  And the fly?

I missed that fucking fly by a mile.

So, yeah.  Old.  And DUMB.

The secret of killing flies is to come from their blind spot, which is directly above them.
I don't know anybody who can manage that on their nose. I don't think Bruce Lee could do it.

I just dealt with the little bastard the RIGHT way.  I grabbed the torch handle from the other room, ran the hose into my office, and blasted the little fucker with an acetylene flame 2 feet wide.

I need a new whiteboard now, but...VICTORY!

WOOT!

I was going to ask you what's good for wiping out rats, but I dunno...  :lol:

Styrofoam soaked in beef gravy.

WHEW.

No plutonium needed, after all  :p

DO NOT EXPOSE RATS TO RADIATION.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Big_U
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Salty

OH MIGHTY OLD ONE, LET YOUR CORROSIVE WISDOM RAIN DOWN UPON THE WORTHY.

Seriously though, I have a question about aging:
Is it true that by know, in your current state of decay, your ear-lobes hang down to your waist and your, uh, dedicates have to be tucked into your shoes?

Is there any way to speed this process up?

Also, since Charley left I feel [OMITTED FOR GOOD TASTE].
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Alty on August 04, 2012, 09:52:39 PM
Seriously though, I have a question about aging:
Is it true that by know, in your current state of decay, your ear-lobes hang down to your waist and your, uh, dedicates have to be tucked into your shoes?

Is there any way to speed this process up?



Well, there WAS, but Nigel stole all the bowling balls to make "love" beads for some of her ex's (weren't THEY surprised when the roofies wore off!) so now you just have to let gravity do its thing the old-fashioned way.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 09:54:29 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 04, 2012, 09:52:39 PM
Seriously though, I have a question about aging:
Is it true that by know, in your current state of decay, your ear-lobes hang down to your waist and your, uh, dedicates have to be tucked into your shoes?

Is there any way to speed this process up?



Well, there WAS, but Nigel stole all the bowling balls to make "love" beads for some of her ex's (weren't THEY surprised when the roofies wore off!) so now you just have to let gravity do its thing the old-fashioned way.

:lol:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Luna

 
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

Roger is not the oldest.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

Roger is not the oldest.

:scared:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Luna on August 04, 2012, 10:30:50 PM
Quote from: Dirty Old Uncle Roger on August 04, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Quote from: PROFOUNDLY RETARDED CHARLIE MANSON on August 04, 2012, 08:40:31 PM
I hate to break it to you, but you MIGHT not be the oldest member of PD. Of course, I can't remember exactly how old you are, but that E.O.T. chap is at the very least giving you a run for your money.

Also, I am in favor of changing your name to Dirty Old Uncle Roger. As my white hair grows in, I've been embracing my inner Uncle Nigel.

You could also go with Dirty Uncle Roger, which gives you DUR, of which I have a high amount of envy.

1.  I will be 44 on Halloween.

2.  On it.

Fuck me.

Roger is not the oldest.

We have no age, Luna.

WE'RE FUCKING IMMORTAL
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division