Oh Noez! What about Teh Menz? -Patriarchy isn't a dude's friend EITHER!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm just against the politics of division.  There are people out there that COUNT on us being divided.

Does that make me "privileged"? 

So I'm privileged.

So am I. Both against that division and privileged. Choosing to just see people as people is much easier when you aren't given daily reminders that you are one of "those people".

Attacking the concept of cisgenderism feels to me like telling blacks that "there ain't no 'whitey' we're all just people" as if THEY are responsible for the distinction being made.

Why, yes, here in the glorious United States of Murrica, we have no oppression for Whitey.  We're all one unified body, and we certainly don't make each other do the striptease at the airport, or get shot in the back of squadcars for no fucking reason, or get our jobs shopped out to Chinese slaves, or get thrown in prison for life without anything resembling due process, for reasons that are never actually explained.

We have meetings, where we plan this shit.  At those meetings, we drink cognac out of the muscular rectums of young Algerian women raised strictly for this purpose, while we eat endangered animals and decide where next to spill massive amounts of oil.

Because we Murrikans are all oppressors.  We're exactly alike.  None of us have felt a day's oppression in our shiny, shiny White lives.

That's why I want to take your labels away.  So you can't FIGHT THE POWER.

All of your outrage relies on the stubborn insistence that people are saying things they are not.
I won't take that away from you by actually looking for conversation, or pointing out again which things are not attacks on you or which of your retorts target unrepresented arguments. You seem to be enjoying taking offense overdramatically.

Have a good time senselessly hollering at the internet until nobody is listening.

Outrage? 



Have fun cherishing your zeal and your self-righteousness.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

You seem to be enjoying taking offense overdramatically.

I am, in fact, hamming it up like a mad bastard.

Something should be done about people like me.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm just against the politics of division.  There are people out there that COUNT on us being divided.

Does that make me "privileged"? 

So I'm privileged.

So am I. Both against that division and privileged. Choosing to just see people as people is much easier when you aren't given daily reminders that you are one of "those people".

Attacking the concept of cisgenderism feels to me like telling blacks that "there ain't no 'whitey' we're all just people" as if THEY are responsible for the distinction being made.

Why, yes, here in the glorious United States of Murrica, we have no oppression for Whitey.  We're all one unified body, and we certainly don't make each other do the striptease at the airport, or get shot in the back of squadcars for no fucking reason, or get our jobs shopped out to Chinese slaves, or get thrown in prison for life without anything resembling due process, for reasons that are never actually explained.

We have meetings, where we plan this shit.  At those meetings, we drink cognac out of the muscular rectums of young Algerian women raised strictly for this purpose, while we eat endangered animals and decide where next to spill massive amounts of oil.

Because we Murrikans are all oppressors.  We're exactly alike.  None of us have felt a day's oppression in our shiny, shiny White lives.

That's why I want to take your labels away.  So you can't FIGHT THE POWER.

"GODDAM CISTRIARCHAL CULTURE! NEVER AGAIN TEH BURNING TIEMS!"

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm just against the politics of division.  There are people out there that COUNT on us being divided.

Does that make me "privileged"? 

So I'm privileged.

So am I. Both against that division and privileged. Choosing to just see people as people is much easier when you aren't given daily reminders that you are one of "those people".

Attacking the concept of cisgenderism feels to me like telling blacks that "there ain't no 'whitey' we're all just people" as if THEY are responsible for the distinction being made.

Why, yes, here in the glorious United States of Murrica, we have no oppression for Whitey.  We're all one unified body, and we certainly don't make each other do the striptease at the airport, or get shot in the back of squadcars for no fucking reason, or get our jobs shopped out to Chinese slaves, or get thrown in prison for life without anything resembling due process, for reasons that are never actually explained.

We have meetings, where we plan this shit.  At those meetings, we drink cognac out of the muscular rectums of young Algerian women raised strictly for this purpose, while we eat endangered animals and decide where next to spill massive amounts of oil.

Because we Murrikans are all oppressors.  We're exactly alike.  None of us have felt a day's oppression in our shiny, shiny White lives.

That's why I want to take your labels away.  So you can't FIGHT THE POWER.

"GODDAM CISTRIARCHAL CULTURE! NEVER AGAIN TEH BURNING TIEMS!"

I have this paralyzing suspicion that you are being less than serious.

Frivolous, even.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm just against the politics of division.  There are people out there that COUNT on us being divided.

Does that make me "privileged"? 

So I'm privileged.

So am I. Both against that division and privileged. Choosing to just see people as people is much easier when you aren't given daily reminders that you are one of "those people".

Attacking the concept of cisgenderism feels to me like telling blacks that "there ain't no 'whitey' we're all just people" as if THEY are responsible for the distinction being made.

Why, yes, here in the glorious United States of Murrica, we have no oppression for Whitey.  We're all one unified body, and we certainly don't make each other do the striptease at the airport, or get shot in the back of squadcars for no fucking reason, or get our jobs shopped out to Chinese slaves, or get thrown in prison for life without anything resembling due process, for reasons that are never actually explained.

We have meetings, where we plan this shit.  At those meetings, we drink cognac out of the muscular rectums of young Algerian women raised strictly for this purpose, while we eat endangered animals and decide where next to spill massive amounts of oil.

Because we Murrikans are all oppressors.  We're exactly alike.  None of us have felt a day's oppression in our shiny, shiny White lives.

That's why I want to take your labels away.  So you can't FIGHT THE POWER.

"GODDAM CISTRIARCHAL CULTURE! NEVER AGAIN TEH BURNING TIEMS!"

I have this paralyzing suspicion that you are being less than serious.

Frivolous, even.

No way. I was just googling for non-cis defunct gods to pray to. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I'm just against the politics of division.  There are people out there that COUNT on us being divided.

Does that make me "privileged"? 

So I'm privileged.

So am I. Both against that division and privileged. Choosing to just see people as people is much easier when you aren't given daily reminders that you are one of "those people".

Attacking the concept of cisgenderism feels to me like telling blacks that "there ain't no 'whitey' we're all just people" as if THEY are responsible for the distinction being made.

Why, yes, here in the glorious United States of Murrica, we have no oppression for Whitey.  We're all one unified body, and we certainly don't make each other do the striptease at the airport, or get shot in the back of squadcars for no fucking reason, or get our jobs shopped out to Chinese slaves, or get thrown in prison for life without anything resembling due process, for reasons that are never actually explained.

We have meetings, where we plan this shit.  At those meetings, we drink cognac out of the muscular rectums of young Algerian women raised strictly for this purpose, while we eat endangered animals and decide where next to spill massive amounts of oil.

Because we Murrikans are all oppressors.  We're exactly alike.  None of us have felt a day's oppression in our shiny, shiny White lives.

That's why I want to take your labels away.  So you can't FIGHT THE POWER.

"GODDAM CISTRIARCHAL CULTURE! NEVER AGAIN TEH BURNING TIEMS!"

I have this paralyzing suspicion that you are being less than serious.

Frivolous, even.

No way. I was just googling for non-cis defunct gods to pray to. 

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were making fun of the young man's religion.  Which would make you nothing short of a running dog lackey of the oppressor's mighty organ.

CLASS TRAITOR GENDER...UM...ORIENTATION...ER...WHATSIS TRAITOR!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm just against the politics of division.  There are people out there that COUNT on us being divided.

Does that make me "privileged"? 

So I'm privileged.

So am I. Both against that division and privileged. Choosing to just see people as people is much easier when you aren't given daily reminders that you are one of "those people".

Attacking the concept of cisgenderism feels to me like telling blacks that "there ain't no 'whitey' we're all just people" as if THEY are responsible for the distinction being made.

Why, yes, here in the glorious United States of Murrica, we have no oppression for Whitey.  We're all one unified body, and we certainly don't make each other do the striptease at the airport, or get shot in the back of squadcars for no fucking reason, or get our jobs shopped out to Chinese slaves, or get thrown in prison for life without anything resembling due process, for reasons that are never actually explained.

We have meetings, where we plan this shit.  At those meetings, we drink cognac out of the muscular rectums of young Algerian women raised strictly for this purpose, while we eat endangered animals and decide where next to spill massive amounts of oil.

Because we Murrikans are all oppressors.  We're exactly alike.  None of us have felt a day's oppression in our shiny, shiny White lives.

That's why I want to take your labels away.  So you can't FIGHT THE POWER.

"GODDAM CISTRIARCHAL CULTURE! NEVER AGAIN TEH BURNING TIEMS!"

I have this paralyzing suspicion that you are being less than serious.

Frivolous, even.

No way. I was just googling for non-cis defunct gods to pray to. 

If I didn't know better, I'd say you were making fun of the young man's religion.  Which would make you nothing short of a running dog lackey of the oppressor's mighty organ.

CLASS TRAITOR GENDER...UM...ORIENTATION...ER...WHATSCIS TRAITOR!

[Freeky]

THIS IS THE INTERNET POLICE!  EVERYONE SHUT UP AND REMAIN CALM, OR I WILL BACK TRACE YOU!

SO HELP ME, IF I GET ONE MORE POST FULL OF LIP, CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!

[Pæs]

"I am just trying to be a better person."

I actually read this as genuine at first. My bad.
And then Roger was a successful troll.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

"I am just trying to be a better person."

I actually read this as genuine at first. My bad.
And then Roger was a successful troll.

Then Roger didn't take you seriously when you went off the fucking deep end.

Or words to that effect.

Well, I'm off to bed, to dream up more ways to keep a brother down.  Paes, be prepared to be consumed with Holy Wrath^TM at my outrageous acts of oppression on this very board, come tomorrow.  That way, you won't even notice when the people who are actually oppressing you come down on you like a ten ton sack of pigshit.

Way to go.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, we'll have no more joking around in Discordianism.

DO YOU SPAGS HEAR ME?  LOOKING ATCHOO, STELLA!   

[Signora Pæsior]

"I am just trying to be a better person."

I actually read this as genuine at first. My bad.
And then Roger was a successful troll.

Then Roger didn't take you seriously when you went off the fucking deep end.

Or words to that effect.

Well, I'm off to bed, to dream up more ways to keep a brother down.  Paes, be prepared to be consumed with Holy Wrath^TM at my outrageous acts of oppression on this very board, come tomorrow.  That way, you won't even notice when the people who are actually oppressing you come down on you like a ten ton sack of pigshit.

Way to go.

In fairness, no one's oppressing Paes. He's a straight white cis guy, bless him.

[Freeky]

Also, we'll have no more joking around in Discordianism.

DO YOU SPAGS HEAR ME?  LOOKING ATCHOO, STELLA!   

THAT'S IT

IT'S THE GULAG FOR YOU

ALSO WHEN I HAVE FIFTY INCOHERENT MINUTES, A WOMP.  OF CONSEQUENCES.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Also, we'll have no more joking around in Discordianism.

DO YOU SPAGS HEAR ME?  LOOKING ATCHOO, STELLA!   

I can't help it. I'm DAMAGED from being OPRESSED by GIANT CISTRIARCHAL PENIS.