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What kinda doktor IS this guy?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 08, 2012, 07:33:14 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 08, 2012, 07:33:14 PM
"The senior citizen who enjoys reasonably good health should stop talking about the miseries of old age, how no one loves him, and how much time he has on his hands.  There is no easier way to lose respect and affection than to become garrulous, obstinate, grouchy, and quarrelsome."
- Dr. Theodore R. Van Dellen

So what am I supposed to do, Theodore?  JUST SIT THERE? 

Don't you see this leaves me with NOTHING?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

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August 08, 2012, 07:36:09 PM
There are alternatives. Pellet guns and neighbor's pets, for example. If you can't share your misery with others, give them some of their own.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Freeky

#2
August 08, 2012, 07:39:11 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 08, 2012, 07:36:09 PM
There are alternatives. Pellet guns and neighbor's pets, for example. If you can't share your misery with others, give them some of their own.

An alternative.

LMNO

#3
August 08, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old. 

The Good Reverend Roger

#4
August 08, 2012, 07:42:03 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 08, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old.

Why?  Is everyone not satisfied by the podcast?  Because, you know, I can expand on that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#5
August 08, 2012, 07:42:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 08, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old. 

I'm pretty sure there are laws against that. Laws which, unlike murder laws, I actually support.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#6
August 08, 2012, 07:42:32 PM
Quote from: v3x on August 08, 2012, 07:42:14 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 08, 2012, 07:39:53 PM
You can always talk about what it's like having sex when you're old. 

I'm pretty sure there are laws against that. Laws which, unlike murder laws, I actually support.

Too late.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#7
August 08, 2012, 10:32:22 PM
HAR HAR.

And remember...when/if we become so decrepit that they tie us in a chair and expect us to JUST SIT THERE. we still have POOMP.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#8
August 08, 2012, 10:51:25 PM
WHERE DID ALL THIS LIQUID COME FROM, AND WHAT IS IT??
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

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August 09, 2012, 12:31:53 PM
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