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Dearest Roger- this means WAR

Started by Sir Squid Diddimus, August 09, 2012, 12:46:57 AM

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Sir Squid Diddimus

In light of this recent news about your state's crime against humanity in the form of advertising Keystone as "BEER" I hereby declare war on your pathetic dust storm of a state.
If anyone there actually considers that watery hippo puss to be anything resembling a beer, be it pilsner, lager or otherwise, than they deserve ... TO HAVE TO DRINK IT.

Yup, that's it. Your cactus infested shit plate of a state is hereby CUT OFF of all beer. And I don't mean that rice corn and preservative piss water you melted brained wind heads call beer I mean REAL beer. Made of water, barley, hops and yeast. The way beer fucking SHOULD be made.

As for the guy on the billboards with the mullet.. well, his punishment is obviously to never get laid so long as that unfortunate event exists upon his maggot chewed cereal bowl of a "skull".

What have you got to say for yourselves, you puke!

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Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 09, 2012, 12:46:57 AM
In light of this recent news about your state's crime against humanity in the form of advertising Keystone as "BEER" I hereby declare war on your pathetic dust storm of a state.
If anyone there actually considers that watery hippo puss to be anything resembling a beer, be it pilsner, lager or otherwise, than they deserve ... TO HAVE TO DRINK IT.

Yup, that's it. Your cactus infested shit plate of a state is hereby CUT OFF of all beer. And I don't mean that rice corn and preservative piss water you melted brained wind heads call beer I mean REAL beer. Made of water, barley, hops and yeast. The way beer fucking SHOULD be made.

As for the guy on the billboards with the mullet.. well, his punishment is obviously to never get laid so long as that unfortunate event exists upon his maggot chewed cereal bowl of a "skull".

What have you got to say for yourselves, you puke!

I know the bolded, above, must be a typo, but it created a whole new mental image that resulted in

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


Sir Squid Diddimus


Anna Mae Bollocks

Watery hippo puss has NOTHING on Keystone.

All the people I've seen drink that shit drank it hot, BTW. Because they were the kind to hide beers in the laundry pile.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Sir Squid Diddimus

aaaaaaaaaand they must be destroyed.

Freeky

Why are they hiding beer in the laundry pile? :?

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 09, 2012, 04:51:10 AM
Why are they hiding beer in the laundry pile? :?

So their alkie spouses don't take them.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Freeky


Anna Mae Bollocks

If I was hiding Keystones because I thought my family was going to steal them, I'd just hand Squid an axe and lay my neck across a stump.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Freeky

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 09, 2012, 07:38:44 AM
If I was hiding Keystones because I thought my family was going to steal them, I'd just hand Squid an axe and lay my neck across a stump.

I think if you were hiding beer and knew Squiddy, you'd know better than to get Keystone, because you don't come across as suicidal.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 09, 2012, 07:46:36 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 09, 2012, 07:38:44 AM
If I was hiding Keystones because I thought my family was going to steal them, I'd just hand Squid an axe and lay my neck across a stump.

I think if you were hiding beer and knew Squiddy, you'd know better than to get Keystone, because you don't come across as suicidal.

Keystone is probably almost as bad as death-by-Squiddy, anyway.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Freeky

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 09, 2012, 08:13:09 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 09, 2012, 07:46:36 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 09, 2012, 07:38:44 AM
If I was hiding Keystones because I thought my family was going to steal them, I'd just hand Squid an axe and lay my neck across a stump.
I think if you were hiding beer and knew Squiddy, you'd know better than to get Keystone, because you don't come across as suicidal.
Keystone is probably almost as bad as death-by-Squiddy, anyway.

:lulz: not even close, my friend. Squidday is from Florida.

Juana

And Florida, like Ohio, has something fundamentally fucked up about it.
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Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on August 09, 2012, 12:46:57 AM
In light of this recent news about your state's crime against humanity in the form of advertising Keystone as "BEER" I hereby declare war on your pathetic dust storm of a state.
If anyone there actually considers that watery hippo puss to be anything resembling a beer, be it pilsner, lager or otherwise, than they deserve ... TO HAVE TO DRINK IT.

Yup, that's it. Your cactus infested shit plate of a state is hereby CUT OFF of all beer. And I don't mean that rice corn and preservative piss water you melted brained wind heads call beer I mean REAL beer. Made of water, barley, hops and yeast. The way beer fucking SHOULD be made.

As for the guy on the billboards with the mullet.. well, his punishment is obviously to never get laid so long as that unfortunate event exists upon his maggot chewed cereal bowl of a "skull".

What have you got to say for yourselves, you puke!

We await our Floridian liberators.
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