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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Started by Slarti, November 11, 2004, 09:38:45 PM

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Slarti

what the HELL is going on?

Horab Fibslager


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Hell is other people.

Slarti

i can only read like half of that.

Horab Fibslager

Quotedude, it's a big conspiracy

bury $3125 in your backyard

and wait for further instructions.
Hell is other people.

Schweinepriester G.

Quote from: Slartibartfast++i can only read like half of that.
You are missing some darn fucked-up poetry then.
I'd translate for you but it would gain so much.
"...it would needlessly exclude IMPS implementations that
  may utilize sub-atomic monkeys and/or multiple universes;"
RFC 2795, section 4 (Infinite-TAG)

Slarti

oh that's why- i thought 3125 was a word!

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Slartibartfast++what the HELL is going on?

Never you mind.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Delusion

Quote from: Slartibartfast++what the HELL is going on?

Nothing whatsoever.

The scent of charred flesh is merely a hallucination, we assure you.

So is the oddly deserted aspect of the neighbourhood.

And be sure to vote National Socialist in 2012.  Your new neighbours will.
It's just not complete without tentacles.

Bob the Mediocre

Quote from: Delusion
Quote from: Slartibartfast++what the HELL is going on?

Nothing whatsoever.

The scent of charred flesh is merely a hallucination, we assure you.

So is the oddly deserted aspect of the neighbourhood.

And be sure to vote National Socialist in 2012.  Your new neighbours will.

I'm pretty sure it's not a hallucination. My neighbors are sacrificing a bull. And they've just given me this interesting pamphlet.
"we are building a religion
we are making a brand
we're the only ones to turn to when your castles turn to sand
take a bite of this apple
mister corporate events
take a walk through the jungle
of cardboard shanties and tents
some people drink pepsi
some people drink coke
the wacky morning dj says democracy's a joke
he says now do you believe in the one big song
he is now accepting callers who would like to sing along"


I AM A COMPLETE AND UTTER FUCKING IDIOT!