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Watching { WWE wrestling | American Politics } is my one guilty pleasure. I know the story lines are written ahead of time, and the whole { match | election } is rigged from the start, but the compelling narratives are addictive. I find myself rooting for someone to jump into the { ring | race } and start beating a guy with a { fold-up chair | focus-group-tested zinger } . I know it's all fake and contrived, and there'll never be real { appreciation for | progress in } the arena of { real wrestling | meaningful politics } until we give up our addiction to this fake, over-the-top, badly-acted crap. But I { bought my season pass | invested in my candidate } and it seems like such a waste to give up now.
Watching American Politics is my one guilty pleasure. I know the story lines are written ahead of time, and the whole match is rigged from the start, but the compelling narratives are addictive. I find myself rooting for someone to jump into the ring and start beating a guy with a fold-up chair . I know it's all fake and contrived, and there'll never be real appreciation for the arena of real wrestling until we give up our addiction to this fake, over-the-top, badly-acted crap. But I invested in my candidate and it seems like such a waste to give up now.
Don't fucking judge me, I've got tentacles for a face.
