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Things you will not say twice in conversation with ECH

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 14, 2012, 01:54:28 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

August 14, 2012, 01:54:28 AM
1.  Cook that steak up in the little baggie, you know?  The way the French do it?

2.  OH, IDDUMS IS SO CUTE!

3.  So...How much oil do I put in the pasta water?

4.  The Virgin Islands?  I've been there once.  They're so advanced, you know, for Those Kind of People.

5.  I can totally drink you under the table, beardo.

6.  Hey, I remixed The Little River Band into dubstep.  You HAVE to hear this shit.

7.  Reggae?  You mean like that one guy, Snow?  Did that Informer song?

8.  You haven't got the guts.

9.  Give me your best shot, tinymeat.

annnnnnd

10.  Put that cigar out before I put it out for you.

Did I miss anything?
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- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#1
August 14, 2012, 01:59:10 AM
You pretty much got it
:lulz:

Anna Mae Bollocks

#2
August 14, 2012, 05:27:53 AM
"DON'T SHOCK THE PASTA! HERE, LET ME DO THAT!"
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Kai

#3
August 14, 2012, 07:10:58 PM
"The Beatles were the best band ever, bar none."
If there is magic on this planet, it is contained in water. --Loren Eisley, The Immense Journey

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Salty

#4
August 14, 2012, 07:21:42 PM
"Hey Fluffyface McHipsterpants! Who do I have to kill to get some motherfucking food in a timely manner?"
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Richter

#5
August 15, 2012, 01:13:14 AM
We only  bought fruity beer.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Freeky

#6
August 15, 2012, 01:24:33 AM
So, I recently heard this new album by MCR. Dude, it's so fucking metal!

Richter

#7
August 15, 2012, 01:58:18 AM
Ima kick yo......
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Sir Squid Diddimus

#8
August 15, 2012, 03:17:56 AM
Hey can you make me a filet mignon, well done? Yeah, just put some ketchup on it.

Phox

#9
August 15, 2012, 05:23:04 AM
You know, if you lost the beard and dyed your hair, you could totally pass for Dexter Holland....

Phox,
Probably will not log back in ever again.  :lulz:

Freeky

#10
August 16, 2012, 07:00:26 AM
You don't even know what you're talking about.  Applebees makes the best food in the world.  You can keep that frou frou disgusting shit you make at five star restaurants.  What a pansy, head chef at a cushy restaurant.  You don't know what it's like in the real world of food.
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