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Why You Have to Smack Me Upside the Head so Often

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 17, 2012, 04:49:10 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
August 18, 2012, 02:49:21 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 02:18:36 AM
Deal, but at least one time beforehand I'll just unplug the monitor, to make the doctors freak out.

Given my plans for my behavior at that point, they'll freak out when you plug it back in.

I'm sort of looking forward to incontinence, for example.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Bebek Sincap Ratatosk

#16
August 18, 2012, 03:32:56 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 02:49:21 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 02:18:36 AM
Deal, but at least one time beforehand I'll just unplug the monitor, to make the doctors freak out.

Given my plans for my behavior at that point, they'll freak out when you plug it back in.

I'm sort of looking forward to incontinence, for example.

Well from a HOLY MAN that would just be surprise baptism, right?
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The Good Reverend Roger

#17
August 18, 2012, 03:36:02 AM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 18, 2012, 03:32:56 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 02:49:21 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 02:18:36 AM
Deal, but at least one time beforehand I'll just unplug the monitor, to make the doctors freak out.

Given my plans for my behavior at that point, they'll freak out when you plug it back in.

I'm sort of looking forward to incontinence, for example.

Well from a HOLY MAN that would just be surprise baptism, right?

If I can learn to aim.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Signora Pæsior

#18
August 18, 2012, 07:48:00 AM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 18, 2012, 03:32:56 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 02:49:21 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 02:18:36 AM
Deal, but at least one time beforehand I'll just unplug the monitor, to make the doctors freak out.

Given my plans for my behavior at that point, they'll freak out when you plug it back in.

I'm sort of looking forward to incontinence, for example.

Well from a HOLY MAN that would just be surprise baptism, right?

I'm never going to be able to look at a family baptism the same way again.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

Luna

#19
August 18, 2012, 01:57:51 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on August 18, 2012, 02:18:49 AM
Quote from: Prototype Jesus on August 18, 2012, 02:16:17 AM
Quote from: Cain on August 18, 2012, 02:11:49 AM
I thought "smacking Roger upside the head every so often" was the equivalent of "have you tried turning it off and back on again?" Although, amazingly, smacking computers has a remarkable success rate.  Based on this logic, I suggest turning the Roger off and back on again should you have future problems.

When I am ancient and on life support, I am kind of counting on you to do exactly that, Cain.

We can wire your life support up to PD.com... then we can automate it so keywords like anarchist, madjickal, drugs etc shut it down and good rants or pineal noobs kick it back on  :lulz:

Or we can just all take turns pushing the button at random times.

Dibs on the button for the drug IV controls.   :)
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Nephew Twiddleton

#20
August 19, 2012, 02:01:39 AM
:lulz:

you actually are roger then? Damn.

I need to get a better phone.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#21
August 19, 2012, 02:22:40 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 19, 2012, 02:01:39 AM
:lulz:

you actually are roger then? Damn.

I need to get a better phone.

:lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#22
August 19, 2012, 02:26:56 AM
Id apologize but i think it was probably too entertaining for me to have no clue.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#23
August 19, 2012, 02:44:37 AM
Eh. I apologize anyway. Sorry roger.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#24
August 19, 2012, 03:01:28 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 19, 2012, 02:44:37 AM
Eh. I apologize anyway. Sorry roger.

What?  No, it's all good.   :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#25
August 19, 2012, 03:26:21 AM
Quote from: Nephew Hiroshima on August 19, 2012, 02:01:39 AM
:lulz:

you actually are roger then? Damn.

I need to get a better phone.

The post that said "I'm home now, I can see avatars" was a bluff?  :lulz:

I thought it was the BEST THREAD EVAH.
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Nephew Twiddleton

#26
August 19, 2012, 03:54:57 AM
No i was at a level of drunkenness that i took what cain had previously said at his word. Double avatars were done before.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
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Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#27
August 19, 2012, 10:36:15 PM
I think that everything I said in the OP was a huge fucking mistake.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#28
August 20, 2012, 06:03:46 PM
I've sort of gotten to the point where I can just about sense when I'm going to be proven horribly wrong, at which point I back off and wait to see what happens.  Occasionally, shit just won't add up, and I'll keep pushing.  But more often than not these days, I'll get schooled, and I'll have to change my mind.  It cuts down on the hooting and hollering, that way.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
August 21, 2012, 01:57:31 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 19, 2012, 10:36:15 PM
I think that everything I said in the OP was a huge fucking mistake.

Boy, it's a good thing my friends are all wrong about me having mood swings and all.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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