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Why haven't you killed me yet?

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, November 02, 2004, 01:15:10 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#105
November 12, 2004, 08:23:40 PM
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay. I now have a wonderful mental picture of Era holding Roger's head in her hands.
Like and apple that she's about to take a bite out of.
I feel a painting coming on here.

You have my pic, right?  Make sure you get the good side of my bloodied skull.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#106
November 12, 2004, 08:24:08 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingDammit, Rog!
Imagine my fucking surprise!
http://www.geocities.com/tribhis/WhoAreYou.html
Are you using My name in vain elsewhere, too?

EraPassing,
Is surprised and unhappy

I didn't post that, and I am also very upset about it, because it attributes work that is not mine to me.

I don't like looking like a plagiarist, and whomever put that up there, should pull it down, or re-attribute it.

I must now change my policy.  From this day forward, I want people to ask me before they copy/post any material that I post here.

Thanks.


*is imagining Rog's fucking surprise*

Well, I feel better knowing that it was as much a surprise to you as to me.
You know what would let me feel even BETTER?

If you let me bite your head.

C'mon, Rog, let me bite your head.  You want me to feel better, right?  You love me, don't you?
So let me bite your head.

Oh, and so much for feeling "honored," yeah?

If you knew what was rattling around in my skull, you'd rethink that request.

There's shit up there that would cause Hannibal Lector move to the other end of the bus.

Don't be silly.
Let me bite your head.

Well, okay, but first I need to see your shot record.  It's a liability thing.

Live a little, Rog.  Dare to be daring, this once, yeah.  Let me bite your head.

It's not ME I'm worried about.

OMG!  You do love me!  You're all worried about me and everything!

I'm immortal.  Let me bite your head.

Buy me dinner first.

I don't want you to think I'm easy.

I already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

EraPassing

#107
November 12, 2004, 08:25:00 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: SssBella, Oracle of DoomOkay. I now have a wonderful mental picture of Era holding Roger's head in her hands.
Like and apple that she's about to take a bite out of.
I feel a painting coming on here.

You have my pic, right?  Make sure you get the good side of my bloodied skull.

And remember to include the manically excited gleam in my clever green eyes.
And maybe a touch of drool.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#108
November 12, 2004, 08:26:03 PM
Quote from: EraPassingI already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!

I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN...OBJECT!
\
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#109
November 12, 2004, 08:36:49 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingI already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!

I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN...OBJECT!
\

Dammit, Rog, you fucked up the quoting-chain!
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

The Good Reverend Roger

#110
November 12, 2004, 08:40:14 PM
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingI already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!

I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN...OBJECT!
\

Dammit, Rog, you fucked up the quoting-chain!

Bandwidth, toots.  Yuo think the Mgmt is MADE of it?  :lol:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EraPassing

#111
November 12, 2004, 08:41:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingI already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!

I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN...OBJECT!
\

Dammit, Rog, you fucked up the quoting-chain!

Bandwidth, toots.  Yuo think the Mgmt is MADE of it?  :lol:

Well... yeah.
Elves suck.
Yeah, I said it, I went there.  Whatcha gonna do?

CannedLizard

#112
November 13, 2004, 02:30:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassing
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger
Quote from: EraPassingI already think that, silly.
C'mon, Rog, lemme.  Lemme?  Oh, PLEAZE lemme, yeah!

I FEEL LIKE SUCH AN...OBJECT!
\

Dammit, Rog, you fucked up the quoting-chain!

Bandwidth, toots.  Yuo think the Mgmt is MADE of it?  :lol:

I think that an entity made entirely of bandwidth, with all the various random elements of stuff carried over the internet, would make a good Discordian symbol.

Then again, never mind, about 80% of the figure would be naked and getting fucked by a pregnant hermaphrodite dog.
POEE Pre-Chaplain Neon Irwin of the Bahumbug Pre-Cabal, CG, UE, KoBaSN

Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#113
November 16, 2004, 08:48:00 AM
Problem stomped.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"
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