Kill Me or I will make you Kill me

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

Ah.

Just do it already.


-Irrev. Hugh
'glad to be of service'

[Anonymous]

i cant, thats part of the bet, if i kill myself or i kill him the bet is null and void, NOW if i can get someone else to kill me then i win the bet and the grand prize of a silver one dollar coin tossed into my casket with the stirring eulagy, heres your dollar bitch, you win....

[Mangrove]

how 'bout everyone join together and rush him with classical, roman senate, et tu brute, caesarian stabination?


then when it goes to trial we'll all blame someone else and probably get let off on account of it being a 'warning stab' that went wrong.

[Bella]

Wasn't there a story By Agatha Crhistie where the dead guy was killed by everyone on the train?
And each of them used a different method?
The point being that no one could say afterwards which wound killed the villain.

Or did I dream this?
I mean, it's quite possible I just made this up, but I don't think so.

[LMNO]

"Murder on the Orient Express"










You're welcome.

[Bella]

Yeah, that's the one! Cool.

I have tons of her books in a box around here somewhere.
I'm going to try and dig that one out and read it again.

But first, I have to make a nice pot of tea.

[Malaul]

would you like a crumpet to go with it?

[Nikoli Volkoff]

hey, that would be nifty, lets see, if i board a train here, you all can just meet me on board, since i dont know what any of you look like you can completely surprise me with the present....

[Malaul]

look for that

[East Coast Hustle]

unfortunately, there's now no way in green hell that you're getting on a train without an NSRA anti-assassination team shadowing you...you don't get out that easy, comrade....

[Malaul]

did I ever get a posistion posting for the NSRA?
Ive make a great person assistant/coffee terrorist/assassion/willing slave

[East Coast Hustle]

umm...yes, dear...you've been drafted/indoctrinated/whatever three times now....and that's exactly the position you have already been given...



note to self: have Nikoli lower the dosage on the memory-erasing drugs...they seem to be a little too effective...

[Nikoli Volkoff]

unfortunately, there's now no way in green hell that you're getting on a train without an NSRA anti-assassination team shadowing you...you don't get out that easy, comrade....

SON OF A GODDESS!!!!!! i knew he had people following me... now if i can just get rid of the midgets....

[Malaul]

umm...yes, dear...you've been drafted/indoctrinated/whatever three times now....and that's exactly the position you have already been given...



note to self: have Nikoli lower the dosage on the memory-erasing drugs...they seem to be a little too effective...

excellent
now who do I work under?




I mean report to?

[East Coast Hustle]

excellent
now who do I work under?

me.

I mean report to?

Nikoli.