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Why you are all on my shit list, 2012

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 22, 2012, 03:53:57 AM

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Freeky

#45
August 22, 2012, 05:58:14 AM
Yeah, them. The ones who basically just up and vanished at the height of their era thing.

Or so I heard about it, anyway. (I think Tucson ate them.)

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#46
August 22, 2012, 07:40:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2012, 05:45:51 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 22, 2012, 05:43:19 AM
And no one thought to take the desert child trait because nobody is from here originally.

Except for all those pissed off Apaches, of course.

:lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

LMNO

#47
August 22, 2012, 02:27:35 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2012, 03:53:57 AM
LMNO:  Can sing.  I can't carry a tune in a bucket.  For real.  I can't hear the tone of my own voice.



AUTOTUNE.


LMNO
-dirty, dirty secrets.

Luna

#48
August 22, 2012, 02:43:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2012, 05:34:34 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 22, 2012, 05:32:54 AM
You can put something like a teaspoon of any kind of oil into a pan and it'll spread out and cover the whole pan when it gets hot.
Shouldn't make a very big fire, either.

If that fails: Make toast. Put cheese on toast. Melt the cheese in the microwave.  :lol:

NOT THE POINT I JUST WANT THE UNIVERSE TO TREAT ME LIKE IT TREATS EVERYONE ELSE.



Um, except for how it treats people in Africa.  Because that would SUCK.

WARNING:  My idiot NYEX damn near burned down the house with the toaster.  Do not trust the little chrome bastards.

And when the Pop-Tart package says watch them when they're in the toaster, they are not fucking around.  Three foot tall flames, I swear.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
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"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Suu

#49
August 22, 2012, 03:06:24 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 22, 2012, 02:43:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2012, 05:34:34 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 22, 2012, 05:32:54 AM
You can put something like a teaspoon of any kind of oil into a pan and it'll spread out and cover the whole pan when it gets hot.
Shouldn't make a very big fire, either.

If that fails: Make toast. Put cheese on toast. Melt the cheese in the microwave.  :lol:

NOT THE POINT I JUST WANT THE UNIVERSE TO TREAT ME LIKE IT TREATS EVERYONE ELSE.



Um, except for how it treats people in Africa.  Because that would SUCK.

WARNING:  My idiot NYEX damn near burned down the house with the toaster.  Do not trust the little chrome bastards.

And when the Pop-Tart package says watch them when they're in the toaster, they are not fucking around.  Three foot tall flames, I swear.

Is that flammable food? Flammable apparatus? Or flaming asshole?

CHOOSE WISELY
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Eater of Clowns

#50
August 22, 2012, 04:26:10 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2012, 03:53:57 AM

EOC:  Posts too much.


Hey that's not fair, I barely post at al-

Oh.


:argh!:
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#51
August 22, 2012, 05:24:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2012, 05:34:34 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 22, 2012, 05:32:54 AM
You can put something like a teaspoon of any kind of oil into a pan and it'll spread out and cover the whole pan when it gets hot.
Shouldn't make a very big fire, either.

If that fails: Make toast. Put cheese on toast. Melt the cheese in the microwave.  :lol:

NOT THE POINT I JUST WANT THE UNIVERSE TO TREAT ME LIKE IT TREATS EVERYONE ELSE.



Um, except for how it treats people in Africa.  Because that would SUCK.

UNIVERSE DOES NOT WANT YOU COOKING.
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The Dark Monk

#52
August 22, 2012, 08:54:27 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 22, 2012, 05:24:09 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2012, 05:34:34 AM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 22, 2012, 05:32:54 AM
You can put something like a teaspoon of any kind of oil into a pan and it'll spread out and cover the whole pan when it gets hot.
Shouldn't make a very big fire, either.

If that fails: Make toast. Put cheese on toast. Melt the cheese in the microwave.  :lol:

NOT THE POINT I JUST WANT THE UNIVERSE TO TREAT ME LIKE IT TREATS EVERYONE ELSE.



Um, except for how it treats people in Africa.  Because that would SUCK.

UNIVERSE DOES NOT WANT YOU COOKING.
The universe is scared of the possibilities of Roger's cooking potential.
I thought this is all there is,
but now I know you are so much more.
I want to upgrade from my simple eight bits,
but will you still love me when I'm sixty-four?
~MIAB~

The Johnny

#53
August 22, 2012, 11:42:31 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ3Lkq104HM&feature=fvst

FOR ALL THE SQUARES WHO WONT BE MISSED
YOU MAKE MY-
SHIT LIST

SHIIIIAAAAAAEEEEET LIST
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

leln

#54
August 23, 2012, 12:10:33 AM
This thread... :lulz:

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 22, 2012, 03:53:57 AM
Leln:  Not saying.  DO I LOOK STUPID?

But you still implied I'm on your shit list, so some manner of retaliation is required. So Roger, have I ever told you about Cutter numbers? If you ask nicely enough, I can make it so they're not just for library-types and emo kids. And for the record, the emo kids only latched onto the term because they thought it sounded cool. Please don't blame librarians for their juvenalia.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#55
August 23, 2012, 01:01:10 AM
Quote from: leln on August 23, 2012, 12:10:33 AM
Please don't blame librarians for their juvenalia.

THEN STOP RUNNING RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT.

Damn Librarian Party. 
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#56
August 23, 2012, 01:41:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2012, 01:01:10 AM
Quote from: leln on August 23, 2012, 12:10:33 AM
Please don't blame librarians for their juvenalia.

THEN STOP RUNNING RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT.

Damn Librarian Party.

:popcorn:

This is going to be better than her punching the furry...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#57
August 23, 2012, 01:42:52 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 23, 2012, 01:41:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2012, 01:01:10 AM
Quote from: leln on August 23, 2012, 12:10:33 AM
Please don't blame librarians for their juvenalia.

THEN STOP RUNNING RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT.

Damn Librarian Party.

:popcorn:

This is going to be better than her punching the furry...

Why do people giive the Librarian Party such a hard time?  I mean, they're always shooshing you, but you're supposed to be quiet in a library.  But everyone calls them sociopaths and shit.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Richter

#58
August 23, 2012, 02:19:16 AM
Please do not exclude that they ALWAYS use silencers.  They don't take kindly to having their professionalism overlooked.  I saw them double-tap a geek about to finish the "Dragonlance" series for such an offense.  (last book in hand, and about to give the checker his library card.  Sad, I tell ya, sad.)

Anyways.  Like you said about me, not evil, just focused.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

The Good Reverend Roger

#59
August 23, 2012, 02:24:34 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on August 23, 2012, 02:19:16 AM
Please do not exclude that they ALWAYS use silencers.  They don't take kindly to having their professionalism overlooked.  I saw them double-tap a geek about to finish the "Dragonlance" series for such an offense.  (last book in hand, and about to give the checker his library card.  Sad, I tell ya, sad.)

Anyways.  Like you said about me, not evil, just focused.

ibrarians aren't evil, they're utterly amoral.  Sort of like a tsunami.  A very, very quiet tsunami.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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