AND THEN ROGER'S FAITH IN HUMANITY WAS RESTORED.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 23, 2012, 02:38:13 AM

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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 23, 2012, 03:26:02 AM
Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 23, 2012, 03:10:16 AM
You know, that's a terrible loss of art. A tragedy of sorts.

I laughed and laughed.

I am a bad bad man.

Each giggle is a hundred years in purgatory, Nigel.
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The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic, he says.

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That's the kind of Jesus I could invite into my heart.

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P3nT4gR4m

Also, is it just me or did senile old lady take what looks like a decidedly unremarkable portrait and made it look like a bona fide Picasso?

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Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

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Quote from: Dear Departed Uncle Nigel on August 23, 2012, 03:10:16 AM
You know, that's a terrible loss of art. A tragedy of sorts.

I laughed and laughed.

I am a bad bad man.

This. I feel awful about the art part, but I can't stop laughing. I'm glad no-one else is here today.
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tyrannosaurus vex

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hooplala

Similar, but not really the same.  The old lady seemed to be coming from a place of wishing to genuinely do good work, simply without realizing it was well out of her depth.  I'd be tempted to blame the current "anyone can do ANYthing!" mindset being taught, but she's sorta beyond that at her age.  Unless that's always the way we've been.

Anyway, I still find it amusing and sad, but not as sad as some of the people I've seen moaning about it on FB or Tumblr.  It's a painting, people.  A painting of a zombie with a glowing head.
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tyrannosaurus vex

I don't think its sad at all. Its hilarious! And yeah my link isn't in the same ballpark for hilarity but still.
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Quote from: v3x on August 23, 2012, 06:18:35 PM
Related.

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Quote from: v3x on August 23, 2012, 08:38:37 PM
And yeah my link isn't in the same ballpark for hilarity but still.

It's still pretty good.

Cock-n-ball tree with women gathered underneath it gets censored and the Streisand effect carries the message of the hidden beautiful dicks all across the internets.
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Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on August 23, 2012, 01:27:43 PM
The once-dignified portrait now resembles a crayon sketch of a very hairy monkey in an ill-fitting tunic, he says.

Yeah, I loved that line, too.  It's uncommonly wonderful.
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EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

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EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

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I've been getting laughing fits over this, especially that line, all day.
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hooplala

I like to think that she started with the eyes, and though to herself "Well, THIS is turning out well!" and just kept going.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
— Walt Whitman