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TESTEMONAIL:  Right and Discordianism allows room for personal interpretation. You have your theories and I have mine. Unlike Christianity, Discordia allows room for ideas and opinions, and mine is well-informed and based on ancient philosophy and theology, so, my neo-Discordian friends, open your minds to my interpretation and I will open my mind to yours. That's fair enough, right? Just claiming to be discordian should mean that your mind is open and willing to learn and share ideas. You guys are fucking bashing me and your laughing at my theologies and my friends know what's up and are laughing at you and honestly this is my last shot at putting a label on my belief structure and your making me lose all hope of ever finding a ideological group I can relate to because you don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about and everything I have said is based on the founding principals of real Discordianism. Expand your mind.

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Point in time at which only a handful of Discordians will be left

Started by Placid Dingo, August 23, 2012, 11:06:44 PM

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President Television

#15
September 05, 2012, 06:45:48 AM
Declare everyone on the planet a Discordian. When everyone is Discordian, no one will be.
My shit list: Stephen Harper, anarchists that complain about taxes instead of institutionalized torture, those people walking, anyone who lets a single aspect of themselves define their entire personality, salesmen that don't smoke pipes, Fredericton New Brunswick, bigots, philosophy majors, my nemesis, pirates that don't do anything, criminals without class, sociopaths, narcissists, furries, juggalos, foes.

LMNO

#16
September 05, 2012, 12:52:08 PM
Doesn't work that way.  Proof:  Everyone on the planet is an asshole.  But when I look around, everyone on the planet is still an asshole.

Tinfoilment

#17
June 09, 2023, 07:26:12 AM
 :kingmeh:

OntheSubjectofDiscordianSainthoòdofGeorgeWFormerPresidentBush

he'saFundamentalistChristian.  He'salsofunǹyandapainterwhopaintsblotchyportraitsofblotchypeople.

Order
PartyForTheWarOnEvil

he'snotweirdenoughtobeaDiscordianSaint
butheisafunǹypainter

AncientErisofWar, hisadministrationisresponsibleforCrusades
warinAfghanistanandIraq, spreadingtoSyria, Lybia, Yemen. 
Im`migration wavestoEuropecausedbythesewars
Europerenazifyingasalongŧermconsequenceofhisadministration'sFundamentalistChristianactions.

Tinfoilment

#18
June 09, 2023, 07:28:06 AM
យថកោ០ោតិថោតិតរេ៦ឹ៣៤៥០៦ឥ៨ៀ៩ោ្ង៩ឥដឲេឪេ់យ០ហឥៀ  :kingmeh:

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#19
June 20, 2023, 08:40:08 AM
have a boring salad:

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