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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM

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HandsomeGirl

#15
August 25, 2012, 01:35:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 01:28:00 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:27:28 AM
On that note, who exactly am I then, anyway?

Pretty sure I don't give a fuck.

I posted here for like a month, I believe after I first read the Principia.  I was mortified and left.  I was just curious whether you actually remembered.  I finally grew my big boy balls though, so I figured it was time for round two.
I've nothing worthwhile to put here.

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
August 25, 2012, 01:37:21 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:35:41 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 01:28:00 AM
Quote from: HandsomeGirl on August 25, 2012, 01:27:28 AM
On that note, who exactly am I then, anyway?

Pretty sure I don't give a fuck.

I posted here for like a month, I believe after I first read the Principia.  I was mortified and left.  I was just curious whether you actually remembered.  I finally grew my big boy balls though, so I figured it was time for round two.

Oh, well then...I suppose I'd better fire up the death star or some shit. 
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

MMMW

#17
August 25, 2012, 03:04:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.

That is all.

You may now return to your tasks.

I love you too, Roger.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
August 25, 2012, 04:46:26 AM
Quote from: MMMW on August 25, 2012, 03:04:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.

That is all.

You may now return to your tasks.

I love you too, Roger.

Good.  Because I love you fuckers.  I love you to death.  And what's more, my ass loves you.  It's hard to see through all the hair, but it pines for you.  Sometimes it sings its love for you...But you can't hear it, because it's really low frequency.  Drives whales fucking nuts.  But trust me, my scabby ass loves you all.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

MMMW

#19
August 25, 2012, 05:02:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 04:46:26 AM
Quote from: MMMW on August 25, 2012, 03:04:34 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.

That is all.

You may now return to your tasks.

I love you too, Roger.

Good.  Because I love you fuckers.  I love you to death.  And what's more, my ass loves you.  It's hard to see through all the hair, but it pines for you.  Sometimes it sings its love for you...But you can't hear it, because it's really low frequency.  Drives whales fucking nuts.  But trust me, my scabby ass loves you all.

Oh, I know. I'm already infected.

Signora Pæsior

#20
August 25, 2012, 05:34:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.

That is all.

You may now return to your tasks.

Fuck yeah, that's the way I like it.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

The Good Reverend Roger

#21
August 25, 2012, 05:38:02 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 05:34:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.

That is all.

You may now return to your tasks.

Fuck yeah, that's the way I like it.

Assuming you are actually a redhead, that explains it.  We are actually assholes as a matter of genetics.  My daughter (on the board as ThatGreenGentleman) is also a redhead and also an asshole.

In fact, my whole family are assholes.  It brings us together.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Signora Pæsior

#22
August 25, 2012, 05:39:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 05:38:02 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 05:34:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.

That is all.

You may now return to your tasks.

Fuck yeah, that's the way I like it.

Assuming you are actually a redhead, that explains it.  We are actually assholes as a matter of genetics.  My daughter (on the board as ThatGreenGentleman) is also a redhead and also an asshole.

In fact, my whole family are assholes.  It brings us together.

IT IS TRUE. We redheads are genetic assholes. Unfortunately I'm the only redhead in my family so they all just shun me.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
August 25, 2012, 06:00:47 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 05:39:50 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 05:38:02 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 05:34:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.

That is all.

You may now return to your tasks.

Fuck yeah, that's the way I like it.

Assuming you are actually a redhead, that explains it.  We are actually assholes as a matter of genetics.  My daughter (on the board as ThatGreenGentleman) is also a redhead and also an asshole.

In fact, my whole family are assholes.  It brings us together.

IT IS TRUE. We redheads are genetic assholes. Unfortunately I'm the only redhead in my family so they all just shun me.

We'll laugh beside their graves, SP.  ALL of their graves.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#24
August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days

There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#26
August 25, 2012, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days

There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.

While anticipating an army of backup, and then raging against the Mind Lazors™ when there isn't one.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Signora Pæsior

#27
August 25, 2012, 06:19:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days

There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.

Does this happen often? I'm intrigued.
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

Don Coyote

#28
August 25, 2012, 06:25:21 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 06:19:51 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days

There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.

Does this happen often? I'm intrigued.

At least once a month.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 05:38:02 AM
Quote from: Signora Paesior on August 25, 2012, 05:34:25 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 24, 2012, 05:02:12 PM
I hate you all with the fire of 10,000 suns.

That is all.

You may now return to your tasks.

Fuck yeah, that's the way I like it.

Assuming you are actually a redhead, that explains it.  We are actually assholes as a matter of genetics.  My daughter (on the board as ThatGreenGentleman) is also a redhead and also an asshole.

In fact, my whole family are assholes.  It brings us together.

But I'm not an asshole. I am a Horrible BastardTM.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
August 25, 2012, 06:40:25 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on August 25, 2012, 06:19:04 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 25, 2012, 06:14:50 AM
Quote from: v3x on August 25, 2012, 06:13:46 AM
Prediction Timeline:
"oh, i guess being wacky and nonsensical won't work in every situation" : 1-3 days
"well i'll show off how smart i am by exposing the frailty of their positions" : 2-4 days
"you guys are assholes" : 3-5 days
terrible troll attempts followed by "fuck you i'm out" : 4-7 days

There needs to be a "I'm gonna take Roger DOWN for THE PEOPLETM" in there somewhere.

While anticipating an army of backup, and then raging against the Mind Lazors™ when there isn't one.

That's because I have my boot on all of your necks.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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