THIS link gets its own thread: The ultimate "War on Women" collection.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Should've tried to walk on water. 

In other news, Georgia is still a state to stay the fuck out of:
http://www.au.org/blogs/wall-of-separation/georgia-fringe-fest-radical-religious-right-group-to-hold-christian

"American Vision recently defended U.S. Rep. Todd Akin (R-Mo.), who said "legitimate rape" rarely leads to pregnancy. Akin has since been called on by Democrats and Republicans alike to drop out of the race for a U.S. Senate seat, but American Vision dismissed Akin's comment as merely "unfortunate." The group said Akin is himself a victim of "political gang rape."

It is deplorable that such a radical group is given carte blanche to hold a day-long event in a state capital with the blessing of lawmakers.

Sadly it seems to be a growing trend that sectarian groups are being encouraged to hold events at statehouses."

[P3nT4gR4m]

Yes, he was driving drunk....DRUNK ON JESUS'S ALL FORGIVING LOVE (aka vodka shots).

Well red wine can be made to turn into Jesus blood by waving a magical unicorn horn at it or something, so there is a connection between alcohol and god jnr.

[AFK]

I will have to send him a pamphlet or two.

[Juana]

Republican Senate Candidate Says Daughter's Out-of-Wedlock Pregnancy is 'Similar' to Rape

Meet Tom Smith, the Republican candidate for Senate in Pennsylvania. Smith has never had to deal with a situation as difficult as his daughter being impregnated by a rapist. But he's had to deal with, in his words, "something similar": his daughter becoming pregnant after consensual sex with a man to whom she wasn't married.

Smith was being asked about comments made by Rep. Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin, Missouri senate candidate and person who believes that women almost never become pregnant following rape, when he appeared to indicate that he regarded his daughter's out-of-wedlock pregnancy as almost as bad as rape:

    "What that congressman said I do not agree with at all," Smith said. "He should have never said anything like that.

    "I lived something similar to that with my own family," he went on to say. "She chose life and I commend her for that. She knew my views but fortunately for me ... she chose the way I thought. Now don't get me wrong. It wasn't rape."

    Smith was then asked if his daughter's unwed pregnancy and rape were similar. "No, no, no. Put yourself in a father's position, yes, I mean it is similar," he said.

    Asked again to clarify his statement, Smith said he wasn't comparing the two.

    "No, I didn't not say that," Smith said. "I said I went through a situation (with a daughter). It's very, very difficult. But do I condone rape? Absolutely not. But do I propose life, yes I do. I'm pro-life, period.

Smith is behind his opponent, Sen. Bob Casey, by 18 points, so it's not like this changes the dynamic of the race. It just reveals that Smith believes the operative set of feelings and decisions about his daughter's sex life are his, and that hers — in particular her consent — are irrelevant. Worse, it's a tacit admission that Smith would be ashamed of his daughter if she were raped, just as he apparently is by her pregnancy.

I
hate
everything.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Republican Senate Candidate Says Daughter's Out-of-Wedlock Pregnancy is 'Similar' to Rape

Meet Tom Smith, the Republican candidate for Senate in Pennsylvania. Smith has never had to deal with a situation as difficult as his daughter being impregnated by a rapist. But he's had to deal with, in his words, "something similar": his daughter becoming pregnant after consensual sex with a man to whom she wasn't married.

Smith was being asked about comments made by Rep. Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin, Missouri senate candidate and person who believes that women almost never become pregnant following rape, when he appeared to indicate that he regarded his daughter's out-of-wedlock pregnancy as almost as bad as rape:

    "What that congressman said I do not agree with at all," Smith said. "He should have never said anything like that.

    "I lived something similar to that with my own family," he went on to say. "She chose life and I commend her for that. She knew my views but fortunately for me ... she chose the way I thought. Now don't get me wrong. It wasn't rape."

    Smith was then asked if his daughter's unwed pregnancy and rape were similar. "No, no, no. Put yourself in a father's position, yes, I mean it is similar," he said.

    Asked again to clarify his statement, Smith said he wasn't comparing the two.

    "No, I didn't not say that," Smith said. "I said I went through a situation (with a daughter). It's very, very difficult. But do I condone rape? Absolutely not. But do I propose life, yes I do. I'm pro-life, period.

Smith is behind his opponent, Sen. Bob Casey, by 18 points, so it's not like this changes the dynamic of the race. It just reveals that Smith believes the operative set of feelings and decisions about his daughter's sex life are his, and that hers — in particular her consent — are irrelevant. Worse, it's a tacit admission that Smith would be ashamed of his daughter if she were raped, just as he apparently is by her pregnancy.

I
hate
everything.

"Hey, Roger!", they ask, "Why are you so angry all the time?"

[ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞]

If that sounds a trifle overheated, how about . . . hmm, "legitimate fiscal rape"? No? Then let's call it a "war on children." Unlike the "war on women," it's real.

http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/314936/war-children-mark-steyn

It's all in your silly little heads, ladies.

[Luna]

MARK SCOLFORO, ASSOCIATED PRESS: How would you tell a daughter or a granddaughter who, God forbid, would be the victim of a rape, to keep the child against her own will? Do you have a way to explain that?
SMITH: I lived something similar to that with my own family. She chose life, and I commend her for that. She knew my views. But, fortunately for me, I didn't have to.. she chose they way I thought. No don't get me wrong, it wasn't rape.
SCOLFORO: Similar how?
SMITH: Uh, having a baby out of wedlock.
SCOLFORO: That's similar to rape?
SMITH: No, no, no, but... put yourself in a father's situation, yes. It is similar.

What the fucking hell... 

http://thinkprogress.org/health/2012/08/27/751971/pennsylvania-gop-senate-candidate-getting-pregnant-from-rape-is-similar-to-having-a-baby-out-of-wedlock/

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Are they seriously as retarded as they act? Because if they are, I want to tell them stories about...things. Things that live way up inside vaginas and look like monkey's paws with talons, that reach down and grab GOP choad and squeeeeeeeze...

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

 

Well, without the mirth. But we lost the horror emote in the last upgrade.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

For your reposting enjoyment.

[Luna]

For your reposting enjoyment.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

For your reposting enjoyment.

*right-click* 

[Luna]

Good question, here...

If Romney can be believed, and he will, in fact, allow an exception for abortions in the case of rape... what would a woman need to do in order to qualify for said exception?

http://in.reuters.com/article/2012/08/28/column-brill-idINL2E8JS1Y820120828

[Luna]

http://samuel-warde.com/2012/08/rachel-maddow-romney-and-ryan-dodge-accountability-on-abortion-rights/

Ryan:  "My position on abortion?  Don't you worry your pretty little head about it, I'm only asking to be the VICE-President, and the President sets that policy.  And, of course, as Vice-President, there's no chance, ever, I would ever BECOME President."

Romney:  "My position on abortion?  Doesn't matter, that's something for the courts to decide.  As President, it's not like I can appoint Supreme Court justices and change that shit, so, don't worry your pretty little heads about it."