I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO PUT THIS

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

There's usually women's pens at Claire's. Because everybody knows we need our wiring instruments to be PINK and FLUFFY.

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There's usually women's pens at Claire's. Because everybody knows we need our wiring instruments to be PINK and FLUFFY.

The slightest callous on your dainty fingers is so uncouth.

[trippinprincezz13]

There's usually women's pens at Claire's. Because everybody knows we need our wiring instruments to be PINK and FLUFFY.

If feathers and glitter aren't falling all over whatever paper (hopefully pink) I'm writing on, I usually get bored and start making sandwiches.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Claire's pens have been known to keep guys from stealing your pens. Except when they accidentally the feathers.

[EK WAFFLR]

There's usually women's pens at Claire's. Because everybody knows we need our wiring instruments to be PINK and FLUFFY.

The slightest callous on your dainty fingers is so uncouth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LS37SNYjg8w

[Luna]

Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"

[EK WAFFLR]

Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"

And I'm sure you still want to tell me. 

[Luna]

Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"

And I'm sure you still want to tell me. 

Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"

And I'm sure you still want to tell me. 

Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.

Wrap it up in a "the views of Luna do not reflect the views of peedee as a whole.." disclaimer and you should be golden 

[Luna]

Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"

And I'm sure you still want to tell me. 

Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.

Wrap it up in a "the views of Luna do not reflect the views of peedee as a whole.." disclaimer and you should be golden 

That keeps Faust off the hook, but me...  Well, he IS in Belgium, somewhere, so...  No, no.  Gotta keep this one functional, someday he may introduce me to Neil Gaiman.   

[EK WAFFLR]

Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"

And I'm sure you still want to tell me. 

Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.

Wrap it up in a "the views of Luna do not reflect the views of peedee as a whole.." disclaimer and you should be golden 

That keeps Faust off the hook, but me...  Well, he IS in Belgium, somewhere, so...  No, no.  Gotta keep this one functional, someday he may introduce me to Neil Gaiman.   

I'm sure Belgium would rejoice if you accidentally me.

[Luna]

Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"

And I'm sure you still want to tell me. 

Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.

Wrap it up in a "the views of Luna do not reflect the views of peedee as a whole.." disclaimer and you should be golden 

That keeps Faust off the hook, but me...  Well, he IS in Belgium, somewhere, so...  No, no.  Gotta keep this one functional, someday he may introduce me to Neil Gaiman.   

I'm sure Belgium would rejoice if you accidentally me.

Nah...  I'm not gonna accidentally you...  Probably.

You're one of the good ones.  I'll save you for the end.  You get to WATCH.

[EK WAFFLR]

Of course, you realize, every time I see this thread title pop up, my brain goes, "I'LL TELL YOU WHERE TO PUT IT!"

And I'm sure you still want to tell me. 

Well, yes, but if I DO tell you, that makes me partially liable for any resulting permanent damages, and my lawyer says I have to stop doing that shit.

Wrap it up in a "the views of Luna do not reflect the views of peedee as a whole.." disclaimer and you should be golden 

That keeps Faust off the hook, but me...  Well, he IS in Belgium, somewhere, so...  No, no.  Gotta keep this one functional, someday he may introduce me to Neil Gaiman.   

I'm sure Belgium would rejoice if you accidentally me.

Nah...  I'm not gonna accidentally you...  Probably.

You're one of the good ones.  I'll save you for the end.  You get to WATCH.

OH JOY!   

[The Wizard Joseph]

As a man, I am disgusted.

I demand my own man-pen, to write manly things, like techno-thrillers, and lists of things I want to buy from the DIY store, and brands of beers. When I attempt it with this...."woman pen" it all ends up looking like a cross between My Little Pony, drawings of hearts and romance novels.

EQUAL RIGHTS.  MAN-PENS FOR EVERY MAN.

I got you man, you need one of these

Also comes in pink! It's all about being equal but different. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

I'm surpried there's not one called the PENis.