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Started by EK WAFFLR, August 28, 2012, 07:45:43 PM

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EK WAFFLR

August 28, 2012, 07:45:43 PM
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Don Coyote

#1
August 28, 2012, 07:49:52 PM
The wife just spent an hour this morning reading the reviews. :lulz:

Freeky

#2
August 28, 2012, 08:05:20 PM
 :lulz:

Cain

#3
August 28, 2012, 08:07:14 PM
As a man, I am disgusted.

I demand my own man-pen, to write manly things, like techno-thrillers, and lists of things I want to buy from the DIY store, and brands of beers. When I attempt it with this...."woman pen" it all ends up looking like a cross between My Little Pony, drawings of hearts and romance novels.

EQUAL RIGHTS.  MAN-PENS FOR EVERY MAN.

Salty

#4
August 28, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.
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Suu

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August 28, 2012, 08:55:15 PM
Before you know it, we may want reproductive health rights.
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August 28, 2012, 08:57:35 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.

:lulz:
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Cain

#7
August 28, 2012, 08:58:25 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.

Technically, I think you would be a suffraget.  I don't know if that is a hard "g", because I didn't do French past Year 9.

tyrannosaurus vex

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August 28, 2012, 08:59:59 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2012, 08:55:15 PM
Before you know it, we may want reproductive health rights.

fuck that, I'm not sharing my right to ovulate with anyone.
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Salty

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August 28, 2012, 09:02:24 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2012, 08:55:15 PM
Before you know it, we may want reproductive health rights.

See? SEE? First they want their own pens, then they want to steal your babies.

:weary:
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The Good Reverend Roger

#10
August 28, 2012, 09:12:19 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 09:02:24 PM
Quote from: Suu on August 28, 2012, 08:55:15 PM
Before you know it, we may want reproductive health rights.

See? SEE? First they want their own pens, then they want to steal your babies.

:weary:

There's no end to this shit.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

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August 28, 2012, 10:17:37 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.

Alty, honey, you want to use one of my Tampax, you feel free, I'm happy to share.  Post pics, though.
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#12
August 28, 2012, 10:18:23 PM
Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2012, 10:17:37 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.

Alty, honey, you want to use one of my Tampax, you feel free, I'm happy to share.  Post pics, though.

I might do this.
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Salty

#13
August 29, 2012, 03:04:00 AM
Quote from: Luna on August 28, 2012, 10:17:37 PM
Quote from: Alty on August 28, 2012, 08:10:35 PM
Well it's not right. Women get their own pens. Their own hygiene products. They get to be suffragettes. How come I can't be a suffragette? Next thing they'll get their own parking spaces. Men already have to give up parking spaces to people who CAN'T EVEN WALK. It's Bullshit.

Alty, honey, you want to use one of my Tampax, you feel free, I'm happy to share.  Post pics, though.

Pffffbbb. No way. If I were to use feminine hygiene products it would have to be a Moon Cup.

But they don't make a man's version, which, when you think about it, is really fucked up. Well, except for jock cups. But that's not for hygiene and don't count.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

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#14
August 29, 2012, 03:32:14 AM
 :lulz:

Out of all the manufactured goods I may have ever longed for a made-for-women version of, I have to confess that it has never even momentarily crossed my mind that pens are not perfectly unisex.

Items like backpacks; straps interfere with boob comfort.

Cars; seatbelts, again with the boob comfort.

Underwear; I got no need for ballsack space or a front-facing pee flap.

Writing implements? Not so much.
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