GOD REVEALS HERSELF, ATHEISM NOW OBSOLETE.

Started by tyrannosaurus vex, August 30, 2012, 09:16:09 PM

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Suu

I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
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Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 01:33:02 AM
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Johnny

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 30, 2012, 11:25:39 PM
It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

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tyrannosaurus vex

Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

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Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 01:41:43 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 30, 2012, 11:25:39 PM
It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive

True, but there's the "I'd hit it" factor.
I don't think her problem is fat, though.
I haven't seen her, but I'm guessing what's making everybody's dick recoil in horror is her persona.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Suu

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 01:33:02 AM
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.

Why don't you get royalties for this shit? You'd be rich enough to run for president.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 02:28:23 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on August 31, 2012, 01:35:24 AM
Quote from: Suu on August 31, 2012, 01:33:02 AM
I hate to say it, but Snooki and JWOWW -ARE- getting a spin-off show.  :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:

LIFE IMITATES ROGER.

Why don't you get royalties for this shit? You'd be rich enough to run for president.

Because America is a whore.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 31, 2012, 02:15:30 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 01:41:43 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 30, 2012, 11:25:39 PM
It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive

True, but there's the "I'd hit it" factor.
I don't think her problem is fat, though.
I haven't seen her, but I'm guessing what's making everybody's dick recoil in horror is her persona.

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Juana

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.
She's not fat (and even if she were, what's wrong with fat chicks?) and without the makeup, she's fucking gorgeous.

But yeah, her persona/personality is repulsive.
"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

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The Johnny

Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on August 31, 2012, 05:14:01 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.
She's not fat (and even if she were, what's wrong with fat chicks?) and without the makeup, she's fucking gorgeous.

But yeah, her persona/personality is repulsive.

alright, she looks good in this picture, but, i think its statistically irrelevant to how she usually looks. no one saw the pictures in the first page?
<<My image in some places, is of a monster of some kind who wants to pull a string and manipulate people. Nothing could be further from the truth. People are manipulated; I just want them to be manipulated more effectively.>>

-B.F. Skinner

tyrannosaurus vex

I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR STARTING A JERSEY SHORE THREAD ON PD THAT MADE IT PAST 1 PAGE.
Where do I collect my prize?
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: v3x on August 31, 2012, 06:38:28 AM
I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE CREDIT FOR STARTING A JERSEY SHORE THREAD ON PD THAT MADE IT PAST 1 PAGE.
Where do I collect my prize?

:trolling:
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Luna

Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 01:41:43 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on August 31, 2012, 01:31:00 AM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on August 31, 2012, 12:35:28 AM

Also get this straight women! A fat girl with huge boobs, is firstly a fat girl, and boobs dont trump that.

Its kind of like the equivalent to a biker with big guns but with a huge gut.

Um, is this maybe a cultural joke that doesn't translate well?

in reference to

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on August 30, 2012, 11:25:39 PM
It's strange when even guys hate a woman with slightly misaligned eyes and huge tits.  :lol:

huge tits =/= overall attractive

Not helping yourself.
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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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