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Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« on: September 01, 2012, 04:05:23 am »
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Re: Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2012, 04:06:54 am »
Apparently, it's right here.
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Re: Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2012, 04:09:35 am »
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Re: Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2012, 04:20:12 am »
PROPHECY FULFILLED:

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2012, 04:41:15 am »
Look, asshole:  Your 'incomprehensible' act, your word-salad, your pinealism...It BORES ME.  I've been incomprehensible for so long, I TEACH IT TO MBA CANDIDATES.  So if you simply MUST talk about your pineal gland or happy children dancing in the wildflowers, go talk to Roger, because he digs that kind of shit

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Re: Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2012, 05:23:32 am »
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Re: Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2012, 08:26:24 am »

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Re: Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2012, 01:11:01 pm »
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Re: Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2012, 01:26:20 pm »
Romney gave a speech too, right?


I bet they're kicking themselves a bit for putting Eastwood on the bill unscripted.  Nobody is talking about Romney's speech.
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Re: Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2012, 02:42:40 pm »
Romney gave a speech too, right?


I bet they're kicking themselves a bit for putting Eastwood on the bill unscripted.  Nobody is talking about Romney's speech.

This may have been the intended result.
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Re: Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2012, 03:03:04 pm »
By all accounts, Romney's speech was one of his best.  He came very close to showing actual empathy and human emotions.

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/mitt-romney-convention-speech-12220378

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Re: Seriously, now where is the clint eastwood chair thread?
« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2012, 07:41:47 pm »
Romney gave a speech too, right?


I bet they're kicking themselves a bit for putting Eastwood on the bill unscripted.  Nobody is talking about Romney's speech.

This may have been the intended result.

I guess a Gipper hologram would have upstaged him TOO MUCH, though.
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