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HAHAHAHAHA! This is GREAT!

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 02, 2012, 05:50:52 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 02, 2012, 05:50:52 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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September 02, 2012, 06:02:15 AM
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

Murmur

#2
September 02, 2012, 06:46:46 AM
I liked it! I already have a few scary attempts... this is perfect.  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Tolerable Terror for Toddlers Legionaire, Nixon Division™

"Onlookers will be horrified and amazed by the sheer volume of fluid."--TGRR

"SaraLee, I say unto you!  If ye have a cake and halve it, and then halve it yet again, you would have four quarters and yet still not have a dollar.  Eat of that cake, for it is cake which is NOT cake, which ye may have half a mind to have at a reasonable price, yet in indecision achieve satori with said stale Moon Pie.  That's what you get when YOU FUCK WITH US." - DOUR

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#3
September 02, 2012, 07:21:45 AM
EEEEEEEEEEK!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

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September 02, 2012, 07:52:41 AM Last Edit: September 02, 2012, 08:03:45 AM by TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS
The tagged photos are the best. They even got Jackie Stallone in there. Twice. :lulz:

ETA: It goes in your "Likes" under "Sports Teams".  :lol:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Luna

#5
September 02, 2012, 10:43:32 PM
Oh, sweet fucking hell...  I'mma have nightmares.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

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If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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