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Started by P3nT4gR4m, September 10, 2012, 07:44:52 PM

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Freeky

#15
September 11, 2012, 05:36:19 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 03:33:25 PM
I drink from a bull's horn, and it is always full.

VIKINGS DON'T DRINK WATER!

YEAH HUH THEY DRINK THE OCEAN IM WEIRD CONTESTS WITH JOTUNS.

Luna

#16
September 11, 2012, 07:48:38 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 03:33:25 PM
I drink from a bull's horn, and it is always full.

VIKINGS DON'T DRINK WATER!

If you're down to water, Waffles, I have a batch of mead, here...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Don Coyote

#17
September 11, 2012, 07:51:35 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:15:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

Fidel Castro,
Is wondering how to pick it up.

Use a straw.

Okay, tried it.  Broke the surface tension, and all the water drained onto my lap.  I have a meeting in 10 minutes.  When I walk in and everyone stares at my soggy crotch, I'll just do the "I'm Sexy And I Know It" crotch bump dance.

BUT WAIT!  Do I have to wear pants at all?  Who made that a rule?

Uh huh.  NOT specifically mentioned in the company code of conduct!

SCORE!

Thanks, P3nt!

Pants are a vile tool of the patriarchy used to keep the common man down.

EK WAFFLR

#18
September 11, 2012, 08:23:20 PM
Actually The Good Reverend Fidel Castro was right. While the horn is connected to the ocean, we Vikings (at least us fairytale princess manbear Vikings) spike the ocean with moonshine.
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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The Good Reverend Roger

#19
September 11, 2012, 08:51:48 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 08:23:20 PM
Actually The Good Reverend Fidel Castro was right. While the horn is connected to the ocean, we Vikings (at least us fairytale princess manbear Vikings) spike the ocean with moonshine.

MARRY ME, YOU HUNK!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#20
September 11, 2012, 09:01:44 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 08:51:48 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 08:23:20 PM
Actually The Good Reverend Fidel Castro was right. While the horn is connected to the ocean, we Vikings (at least us fairytale princess manbear Vikings) spike the ocean with moonshine.

MARRY ME, YOU HUNK!

IT WILL BE SUCH A BEAUTIFUL WEDDING
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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EK WAFFLR

#21
September 11, 2012, 09:16:27 PM
HERE'S PROOF

"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Luna

#22
September 11, 2012, 09:39:37 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 09:16:27 PM
HERE'S PROOF



Holy fuck.  That's... beautiful...
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
September 11, 2012, 09:46:30 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 09:39:37 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 09:16:27 PM
HERE'S PROOF



Holy fuck.  That's... beautiful...

Has to wait til I get home, on account of nannywall.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

EK WAFFLR

#24
September 12, 2012, 01:43:19 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
[/b]

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
September 12, 2012, 01:48:00 AM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 09:39:37 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 09:16:27 PM
HERE'S PROOF



Holy fuck.  That's... beautiful...

STILL CAN'T SEE PIC.

WHAT IS WRONG?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#26
September 12, 2012, 01:48:26 AM
NOW I CAN!

YOU'RE RADIANT!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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