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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 05, 2012, 09:17:47 PM

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EK WAFFLR

#30
September 06, 2012, 10:21:32 AM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Eater of Clowns

#31
September 06, 2012, 02:29:21 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 05, 2012, 09:28:10 PM
Colonel Kurtz, Apocalypse Now.

The horror...the horror...

Can't provide because I'm at work.

Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

hooplala

#32
September 06, 2012, 02:37:31 PM
After all that, Kurtz probably is my favorite.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

ThatGreenGentleman

#33
September 08, 2012, 05:46:53 AM
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

The Good Reverend Roger

#34
September 08, 2012, 07:39:49 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#35
September 08, 2012, 08:02:57 AM
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#36
September 08, 2012, 05:22:04 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 06, 2012, 02:29:21 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 05, 2012, 09:28:10 PM
Colonel Kurtz, Apocalypse Now.

The horror...the horror...

Can't provide because I'm at work.



This is a good one.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

ThatGreenGentleman

#37
September 08, 2012, 06:00:00 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 06, 2012, 02:29:21 PM
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on September 05, 2012, 09:28:10 PM
Colonel Kurtz, Apocalypse Now.

The horror...the horror...

Can't provide because I'm at work.



This one wins.
As a gentleman, it is my duty to wear top-hats.

The Good Reverend Roger

#38
September 08, 2012, 06:02:24 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#39
September 08, 2012, 06:05:09 PM
:horror:

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#40
September 08, 2012, 06:09:55 PM
:horror:

Superb.
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Cain

#41
September 13, 2012, 03:29:26 PM
LMNO and myself felt this summed up horror much more effectively.

LMNO

#42
September 13, 2012, 03:36:23 PM
Indeed.

hooplala

#43
September 13, 2012, 03:44:30 PM
I dunno, I think it's kinda cute.
"Soon all of us will have special names" — Professor Brian O'Blivion

"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

"Do I contradict myself?
Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)" — Walt Whitman

P3nT4gR4m

#44
September 13, 2012, 04:30:02 PM
Fuck well and truly in an offwards direction! That gif goes beyond horror, and right into - trying to chew out my own eyes - territory  :argh!:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark
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