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None of You People, even the good & somewhat Holy™ Ones, Know What I Go Through.

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 07, 2012, 03:10:02 PM

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NONE OF YOU PEOPLE WILL EVER UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE BECAUSE OF IT'S THE WAY THEY SEWED IT UP AFTER STICKING THE CAMERA IN.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: v3x on September 07, 2012, 06:38:06 PM
I may not understand what goes on in your fucked up little town down there, Roger, but I can smell it all the way up here.

And I'm in Seattle today.

That's because you've breathed the air...The effects are permanent.  You're not smelling Tucson, you're smelling your upper lip.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Richter, Baron von on September 07, 2012, 06:31:37 PM
No one will ever know what it's like to be aggressively hit on by a tanked guidette at 10PM on Saturday while trying to pick up a fucking pizza.  I just wanted my damn food, and not have to weather her lewd suggestions that I "make it happen" from this spray tanned gucci skinned duckfacer.  It is not my fault that she got booted from all the "nice" restaurants in her excessively imbibed attempts to mate, and thinks that an unshaven bespectacled 30 year old in a warsaw pact coat looks like a reasonable idea.

You have to understand, Richter, that The American Guido has an atrophied sense of sight, and relies on scent to find a mate.  You were carrying a pizza.  You're lucky to be alive.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2012, 07:06:30 PM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on September 07, 2012, 06:31:37 PM
No one will ever know what it's like to be aggressively hit on by a tanked guidette at 10PM on Saturday while trying to pick up a fucking pizza.  I just wanted my damn food, and not have to weather her lewd suggestions that I "make it happen" from this spray tanned gucci skinned duckfacer.  It is not my fault that she got booted from all the "nice" restaurants in her excessively imbibed attempts to mate, and thinks that an unshaven bespectacled 30 year old in a warsaw pact coat looks like a reasonable idea.

You have to understand, Richter, that The American Guido has an atrophied sense of sight, and relies on scent to find a mate.  You were carrying a pizza.  You're lucky to be alive.

I'm sorry I missed this.  :lol:
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2012, 03:10:02 PM
This fucking town is like DRINKING KRYSTAL IN THE CLUB WITH BEYONCE.  Only when you snap out of it, you're NOT in the club, and that's NOT Beyonce, you're under an OVERPASS with RU PAUL AND 16 VALIUMED-UP THAI RENTBOYS.

None of you can possibly understand what this is like, so shut up.

I should be compensated for this.

That is all.  You may now return to shouting past each other in one of the many, many patriarchy threads that have been provided for your entertainment.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Sounds like Seguin, except that here you quicky realize that someone has left you with only one shoe and no wallet.
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The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 07, 2012, 09:13:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2012, 03:10:02 PM
This fucking town is like DRINKING KRYSTAL IN THE CLUB WITH BEYONCE.  Only when you snap out of it, you're NOT in the club, and that's NOT Beyonce, you're under an OVERPASS with RU PAUL AND 16 VALIUMED-UP THAI RENTBOYS.

None of you can possibly understand what this is like, so shut up.

I should be compensated for this.

That is all.  You may now return to shouting past each other in one of the many, many patriarchy threads that have been provided for your entertainment.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Sounds like Seguin, except that here you quicky realize that someone has left you with only one shoe and no wallet.

In Tucson, the missing shoe would be up your arse.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2012, 03:27:05 PM
[...] PD has managed to turn an important idea like Feminism into yet another DRUGS AND LIBERTARIAN thing. 

How about we just agree not to discuss any prevalent, systemic forms of oppression, just in case they turn into long drawn out threads that vacillate between discussion and heated argument?

What the fuck should I care, I mean, I don't bear the brunt of this abuse and it's easy for me to ignore how I may or may not have a role in it. On the other hand, it's impossible to ignore threads that become very active and heated without trumpeting how invalid THEIR struggle is to be heard and understood.

I have a low frustration tolerance, therefore your thread is invalid.
P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Net on September 07, 2012, 09:30:59 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2012, 03:27:05 PM
[...] PD has managed to turn an important idea like Feminism into yet another DRUGS AND LIBERTARIAN thing. 

How about we just agree not to discuss any prevalent, systemic forms of oppression, just in case they turn into long drawn out threads that vacillate between discussion and heated argument?

What the fuck should I care, I mean, I don't bear the brunt of this abuse and it's easy for me to ignore how I may or may not have a role in it. On the other hand, it's impossible to ignore threads that become very active and heated without trumpeting how invalid THEIR struggle is to be heard and understood.

I have a low frustration tolerance, therefore your thread is invalid.

But every discussion becomes a repeat of the previous discussions, within 2 pages.  Mostly because there's still a bunch of butthurt and misunderstandings from the last time, and the scabs got torn off.  I know mine did.

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

ñͤͣ̄ͦ̌̑͗͊͛͂͗ ̸̨̨̣̺̼̣̜͙͈͕̮̊̈́̈͂͛̽͊ͭ̓͆ͅé ̰̓̓́ͯ́́͞

P E R   A S P E R A   A D   A S T R A

The Good Reverend Roger

Quote from: Net on September 07, 2012, 09:48:52 PM
Maybe the misunderstandings will go away if we don't talk about it.

Oddly enough, I'm catching hell in another thread FOR talking about it.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2012, 09:15:11 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 07, 2012, 09:13:47 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 07, 2012, 03:10:02 PM
This fucking town is like DRINKING KRYSTAL IN THE CLUB WITH BEYONCE.  Only when you snap out of it, you're NOT in the club, and that's NOT Beyonce, you're under an OVERPASS with RU PAUL AND 16 VALIUMED-UP THAI RENTBOYS.

None of you can possibly understand what this is like, so shut up.

I should be compensated for this.

That is all.  You may now return to shouting past each other in one of the many, many patriarchy threads that have been provided for your entertainment.

:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:

Sounds like Seguin, except that here you quicky realize that someone has left you with only one shoe and no wallet.

In Tucson, the missing shoe would be up your arse.

:horrormirth: :horrormirth: :horrormirth:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division