I Almost Forgot...

[AFK]

That this week it's the 11th anniversary of that thing we're never, ever supposed to forget.  Well, I remembered, so I guess this means I'll be on Santa Uncle Sam's Good List for another year.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ah the American deathcult. I would have missed it myself until I looked at my calendar and asked myself what the hell Patriot Day was.

There's a difference between remembering and not forgetting.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Remember the Alamo!

Never Forget 9/11!

Can anyone tell me 3 similarities between these two events?

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Remember the Alamo!

Never Forget 9/11!

Can anyone tell me 3 similarities between these two events?

Texans remember both of them?

[Cain]

Ah, the Lithuanian civil war, and the fateful day that the sinister Teutonic knights laid siege to Vilnius.

9/11/1389.  NEVER FORGET

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Remember the Alamo!

Never Forget 9/11!

Can anyone tell me 3 similarities between these two events?

Texans remember both of them?

1.  Both events occurred with no good guys on either side.

2.  The defenders/victims were engaged in one form of slavery or another.

3.  Both events were used as rationalizations for massive acts of international armed robbery.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

[Cain]

Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Ah, the Lithuanian civil war, and the fateful day that the sinister Teutonic knights laid siege to Vilnius.

9/11/1389.  NEVER FORGET

Remember Drogheda! 9/11/1649

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

But let me modify this:

I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexican abortion doctors flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the war on Christmas in Central Asia.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

This is an excellent idea.

Now I just have to work on alternating bass notes.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

But let me modify this:

I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexican abortion doctors flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the war on Christmas in Central Asia.

Even better. Nashville, here I come!

[AFK]

It's a sure way to get yourself on Huckabee, though, you may need to sit out any actual live performance and let the Huckster handle bass duties.   

[Nephew Twiddleton]

It's a sure way to get yourself on Huckabee, though, you may need to sit out any actual live performance and let the Huckster handle bass duties.   

Forgot he was a musician. 

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

Also, there's been a lot of bad country songs written about both events.

For the sake of economic efficiency, I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexicans flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the Texan Revolution in Central Asia.

But let me modify this:

I suggest country artists write songs about how Mexican abortion doctors flew planes into the Twin Towers (location: Houston), leading to the war on Christmas in Central Asia.

Even better. Nashville, here I come!

You might want to make the Twin Towers JP Morgan Chase Tower and Wells Fargo Bank Plaza.