An Open Letter To Twiddington (& others): What Just Happened.

[Faust]

I would like to look at the different divisions of privilege amongst the fifty remaining Discordians.

I think its grossly unfair how ten refuse to accept that their values are not as good as that other ten have less privilege, and then both of those groups are grossly unfair for refusing to accept the values of the less privalaged remaining 29.

I of course have the worst values as the Illuminati primus, throned upon the White CIStern which I fill with oceans of my tears wrought by my lack of understanding of all those less privileged.

Conversely, by virtue of being Greek, you are among the most oppressed of us here.

I suggest beating up VERBL, and then stealing his wallet.

By posting on this forum I have destroyed all your credit ratings by association.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

I would like to look at the different divisions of privilege amongst the fifty remaining Discordians.

I think its grossly unfair how ten refuse to accept that their values are not as good as that other ten have less privilege, and then both of those groups are grossly unfair for refusing to accept the values of the less privalaged remaining 29.

I of course have the worst values as the Illuminati primus, throned upon the White CIStern which I fill with oceans of my tears wrought by my lack of understanding of all those less privileged.

Conversely, by virtue of being Greek, you are among the most oppressed of us here.

I suggest beating up VERBL, and then stealing his wallet.

By posting on this forum I have destroyed all your credit ratings by association.

[Verbal Mike]

I would like to look at the different divisions of privilege amongst the fifty remaining Discordians.

I think its grossly unfair how ten refuse to accept that their values are not as good as that other ten have less privilege, and then both of those groups are grossly unfair for refusing to accept the values of the less privalaged remaining 29.

I of course have the worst values as the Illuminati primus, throned upon the White CIStern which I fill with oceans of my tears wrought by my lack of understanding of all those less privileged.

Conversely, by virtue of being Greek, you are among the most oppressed of us here.

I suggest beating up VERBL, and then stealing his wallet.

There's not much in there, and I could probably use a good beating.
Not really getting a lot of what's going on here right now, but trying to take a step back and think it over some more before I wade back in.

[Freeky]

I would like to look at the different divisions of privilege amongst the fifty remaining Discordians.

I think its grossly unfair how ten refuse to accept that their values are not as good as that other ten have less privilege, and then both of those groups are grossly unfair for refusing to accept the values of the less privalaged remaining 29.

I of course have the worst values as the Illuminati primus, throned upon the White CIStern which I fill with oceans of my tears wrought by my lack of understanding of all those less privileged.

Conversely, by virtue of being Greek, you are among the most oppressed of us here.

I suggest beating up VERBL, and then stealing his wallet.

There's not much in there, and I could probably use a good beating.