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Started by P3nT4gR4m, September 10, 2012, 07:44:52 PM

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September 10, 2012, 07:44:52 PM
There are people who see a half-full glass and there are people who see a half empty one.

And right now I'm wondering - how many of the former have had an empty glass and how many of the latter have had a full one?

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#1
September 10, 2012, 07:45:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 10, 2012, 07:44:52 PM
There are people who see a half-full glass and there are people who see a half empty one.

And right now I'm wondering - how many of the former have had an empty glass and how many of the latter have had a full one?

Actually HAVE, or how do we see it?

The water in the glass has been poisoned.  The amount of water present isn't actually important.
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Verbal Mike

#2
September 10, 2012, 08:14:29 PM
Quote from: Some Dead Guy on September 10, 2012, 07:45:56 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 10, 2012, 07:44:52 PM
There are people who see a half-full glass and there are people who see a half empty one.

And right now I'm wondering - how many of the former have had an empty glass and how many of the latter have had a full one?

Actually HAVE, or how do we see it?

The water in the glass has been poisoned.  The amount of water present isn't actually important.
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#3
September 10, 2012, 08:30:12 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on September 10, 2012, 07:44:52 PM
There are people who see a half-full glass and there are people who see a half empty one.

And right now I'm wondering - how many of the former have had an empty glass and how many of the latter have had a full one?

I had a full glass when my head filled my ass. Now it's half-full but the emptiness is more useful.

MMMW

#4
September 10, 2012, 08:32:50 PM
And the water smells pretty bad.

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
September 11, 2012, 01:57:39 AM
Quote from: MMMW on September 10, 2012, 08:32:50 PM
And the water smells pretty bad.

That isn't water.

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" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#6
September 11, 2012, 02:43:18 PM
That's a good question.

Here's another. I wonder if someone who has had either a full glass or an empty one, is more likely to have had each at some point.

Back to the fecal matter in the pool

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

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Is wondering how to pick it up.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#8
September 11, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

Fidel Castro,
Is wondering how to pick it up.

Use a straw.
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#9
September 11, 2012, 03:15:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

Fidel Castro,
Is wondering how to pick it up.

Use a straw.

Okay, tried it.  Broke the surface tension, and all the water drained onto my lap.  I have a meeting in 10 minutes.  When I walk in and everyone stares at my soggy crotch, I'll just do the "I'm Sexy And I Know It" crotch bump dance.

BUT WAIT!  Do I have to wear pants at all?  Who made that a rule?

Uh huh.  NOT specifically mentioned in the company code of conduct!

SCORE!

Thanks, P3nt!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Luna

#10
September 11, 2012, 03:21:29 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:15:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

Fidel Castro,
Is wondering how to pick it up.

Use a straw.

Okay, tried it.  Broke the surface tension, and all the water drained onto my lap.  I have a meeting in 10 minutes.  When I walk in and everyone stares at my soggy crotch, I'll just do the "I'm Sexy And I Know It" crotch bump dance.

BUT WAIT!  Do I have to wear pants at all?  Who made that a rule?

Uh huh.  NOT specifically mentioned in the company code of conduct!

SCORE!

Thanks, P3nt!

:lol:
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

Quote
"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

LMNO

#11
September 11, 2012, 03:24:59 PM
And the day is off to a wonderful/horrible start.

Roly Poly Oly-Garch

#12
September 11, 2012, 03:25:24 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:15:17 PM
Quote from: Luna on September 11, 2012, 03:12:23 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 03:08:51 PM
I DON'T HAVE A GLASS.  MY WATER'S JUST SITTING THERE LEVITATING.  :tgrr:

Fidel Castro,
Is wondering how to pick it up.

Use a straw.

Okay, tried it.  Broke the surface tension, and all the water drained onto my lap.  I have a meeting in 10 minutes.  When I walk in and everyone stares at my soggy crotch, I'll just do the "I'm Sexy And I Know It" crotch bump dance.

BUT WAIT!  Do I have to wear pants at all?  Who made that a rule?

Uh huh.  NOT specifically mentioned in the company code of conduct!

SCORE!

Thanks, P3nt!

Oh great,

Now my glass is 150%  :aaa:
Back to the fecal matter in the pool

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#13
September 11, 2012, 03:33:25 PM
I drink from a bull's horn, and it is always full.
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#14
September 11, 2012, 04:54:58 PM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 11, 2012, 03:33:25 PM
I drink from a bull's horn, and it is always full.

VIKINGS DON'T DRINK WATER!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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