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BREAKING: JOE BIDEN QUITS, TAKES UP CAREER AS DAREDEVIL

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 11, 2012, 04:43:21 AM

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The Wizard Joseph

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September 11, 2012, 09:52:57 PM
 :horrormirth: I may never recover from this! I think it's permanent now.. my face hurts.

I took the trouble to look up the verses in the corner. Didn't say anything about touching yourself per se. The later ones focused on God's forgiveness.  My take is that it may wind up on your permanent record, or the blooper reel, but heaven gets a lot if this and it's ok.

Thanks again Mr. Castro. You just made my day!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

The Good Reverend Roger

#16
September 11, 2012, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:52:57 PM
Thanks again Mr. Castro.

It's El Presidente.

I think I've earned that.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard Joseph

#17
September 11, 2012, 09:58:50 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 11, 2012, 09:55:05 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 11, 2012, 09:52:57 PM
Thanks again Mr. Castro.

It's El Presidente.

I think I've earned that.

Ah, lo ciento. El Presidente Castro!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl
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