Im not a bad person

[cris]

But Having a birthday on the most controversial day in american history is literally the most fun thing a guy like me could ever ask for ;D

[The Good Reverend Roger]

But Having a birthday on the most controversial day in american history is literally the most fun thing a guy like me could ever ask for ;D

Cris, you ARE in fact a bad person, but not because you were born on 911.  You're a bad person for very different reasons.

Like fucking with Chaser when he's shufflin'.

[Don Coyote]

But Having a birthday on the most controversial day in american history is literally the most fun thing a guy like me could ever ask for ;D

Cris, you ARE in fact a bad person, but not because you were born on 911.  You're a bad person for very different reasons.

Like fucking with Chaser when he's shufflin'.

No fuck Chaser. Cris is like a million times more awesome.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

But Having a birthday on the most controversial day in american history is literally the most fun thing a guy like me could ever ask for ;D

Cris, you ARE in fact a bad person, but not because you were born on 911.  You're a bad person for very different reasons.

Like fucking with Chaser when he's shufflin'.

No fuck Chaser. Cris is like a million times more awesome.

BUT YOU DON'T INTERRUPT A MAN WHEN HE'S SHUFFLIN'!

[Cain]

Cris is actually a reincarnation of one of the 9/11 hijackers.

Proof they lived wicked and depraved lives, as if any more is needed.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Cris is actually a reincarnation of one of the 9/11 hijackers.

Proof they lived wicked and depraved lives, as if any more is needed.

So for 5 years, he was 20 people at once?

Hot damn.  That's awesome.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

But Having a birthday on the most controversial day in american history is literally the most fun thing a guy like me could ever ask for ;D

My birthday killed more people and I'm awesome.

[Cain]

Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.

Doesn't matter. Mayans or something.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.

Doesn't matter. Mayans or something.

Tossing sacrifices in their drinking water did them no good, despite the promises their Gods made.

There's a lesson in that.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.

Doesn't matter. Mayans or something.

Tossing sacrifices in their drinking water did them no good, despite the promises their Gods made.

There's a lesson in that.

Why do you think he was 20 suicidal Muslims? Bad sacrifices? Bad gods?

Who says he wasn't to be Cris first, and not the terrists later, but backwards in time?

ETA: Fixed sentence

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.

Doesn't matter. Mayans or something.

Tossing sacrifices in their drinking water did them no good, despite the promises their Gods made.

There's a lesson in that.

Why do you think he was 20 suicidal Muslims? Bad sacrifices? Bad gods?

Who says he had to be Cris first, and not the terrists later, but backwards in time?

So he's going to split into 20 people 5 years ago?  I wish he'd hurry the fuck up.

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Hey if Snoop Dogg can be a reincarnation of Bob Marley despite being born 10 years before he died, Cris can easily be a reincarnation of all 20 hijackers, including the one who missed his plane and is still alive in prison somewhere.

You bring up an excellent point.

But cris is Mexican.

Doesn't matter. Mayans or something.

Tossing sacrifices in their drinking water did them no good, despite the promises their Gods made.

There's a lesson in that.

Why do you think he was 20 suicidal Muslims? Bad sacrifices? Bad gods?

Who says he had to be Cris first, and not the terrists later, but backwards in time?

So he's going to split into 20 people 5 years ago?  I wish he'd hurry the fuck up.

Problem is, you're going to be a bad Mexican yourself, and Quetzacoatl is not pleased with your futurepast actions. So he's punishing you in the present with Cris not becoming the hijackers in the past in a timely fashion.

Twid,
Temporal displacement headache

[Nephew Twiddleton]

...What if Snoop Lion isn't Bob Marley's reincarnation?

What if Bob Marley is Snoop Lion's reincarnation, except retroactive, and when he gets better at reggae?