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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 14, 2012, 08:50:38 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 14, 2012, 08:50:38 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Wizard Joseph

#1
September 15, 2012, 01:00:53 AM
I told you not to press the gray button...

We're not in Tuscon anymore are we George?

Even HIMEOBS has to refuel now and then.

Oh Shit! I had the GPS upside-down.

It could be worse. At least we have Science to help us!

Dude, are you sure this is where we parked the carrier?

Follow your dreams, no matter where they strand you.

I'm outta here cocksuckers. I got my own ride now.

Finally, a decent fishing spot.

If you are experiencing bewilderment please press 1. If you need help hang up, and then dial the operator.

You never know what you'll find in Grandpa's garage.

Mwahahaha!! I show them. I'll show them all! Now where's that start button?
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

tyrannosaurus vex

#2
September 15, 2012, 03:01:43 AM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on September 15, 2012, 01:00:53 AM
I told you not to press the gray button...

We're not in Tuscon anymore are we George?

Even HIMEOBS has to refuel now and then.

Oh Shit! I had the GPS upside-down.

It could be worse. At least we have Science to help us!

Dude, are you sure this is where we parked the carrier?

Follow your dreams, no matter where they strand you.

I'm outta here cocksuckers. I got my own ride now.

Finally, a decent fishing spot.

If you are experiencing bewilderment please press 1. If you need help hang up, and then dial the operator.

You never know what you'll find in Grandpa's garage.

Mwahahaha!! I show them. I'll show them all! Now where's that start button?
:lulz:
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

The Good Reverend Roger

#3
September 15, 2012, 03:10:23 AM
Outstanding.

Mine:

We're not gonna make it.  Throw Michael Moore out!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

tyrannosaurus vex

#4
September 15, 2012, 04:46:20 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 14, 2012, 08:50:38 PM


Piloting his Space Dirigible, ironically named "The American Century," Vladimir Putin touches down on the surface of Mars just to show off.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Don Coyote

#5
September 15, 2012, 01:49:55 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 14, 2012, 08:50:38 PM

"Look. Ok I get it. You really like steampunk. But isn't this going a bit far with the pretending to be some manner of pirate with an airship?"
"Fuck you Jim. Fuck. You. I do what I want"

The Wizard Joseph

#6
September 15, 2012, 08:13:39 PM Last Edit: September 15, 2012, 08:30:28 PM by The Wizard Joseph
Glad they were acceptable! Consider them tribute to El Presedente.

A few more:

Ah James, I do hope the emergency escape dirigible is working well!
I hate you Q.

And it all looked so perfect in the design phase.

Now that we're completely alone there's something I've always wanted to tell you...
*Sploosh* Maybe later K? Gotta go!

But captain.. If we dump all the cargo what will we do for food?
I've got that all figured out, Hey look over there!
Wha? *thunk* *sploosh*

ETA:

WIIILLSON!!! I've come back for you! WIIILLLLSON!!
You can't get out backward.  You have to go forward to go back.. better press on! - Willie Wonka, PBUH

Life can be seen as a game with no reset button, no extra lives, and if the power goes out there is no restarting.  If that's all you see life as you are not long for this world, and never will get it.

"Ayn Rand never swung a hammer in her life and had serious dominance issues" - The Fountainhead

"World domination is such an ugly phrase. I prefer to call it world optimisation."
- Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality :lulz:

"You program the controller to do the thing, only it doesn't do the thing.  It does something else entirely, or nothing at all.  It's like voting."
- Billy, Aug 21st, 2019

"It's not even chaos anymore. It's BANAL."
- Doktor Hamish Howl

Prince Glittersnatch III

#7
September 15, 2012, 10:06:57 PM
Here we see the rare and elusive Lz-4 returning to its place of birth to lay eggs.
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?=743264506 <---worst human being to ever live.

http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Other%20Pagan%20Mumbo-Jumbo/discordianism.htm <----Learn the truth behind Discordianism

Quote from: Aleister Growly on September 04, 2010, 04:08:37 AM
Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

EK WAFFLR

#8
September 15, 2012, 10:40:20 PM
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


Horribly Oscillating Assbasket of Deliciousness
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Nephew Twiddleton

#9
September 15, 2012, 10:46:27 PM
"Not so long ago in a galaxy all, all around us..."
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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