Nope. You seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck about your opinion of me. I have not attacked your kids; on the contrary, I feel pity for them, given what quality of parenting they are obviously receiving. As for you, I can only speak the truth as I see it. You're a toxic person, and that doesn't just happen in one facet of a person's life.
No, I have not. It's your own future opinion about yourself, big man, that I'm somewhat worried about. For your sake. Because a bit later, when perhaps you have sobered up, or regained the currently offline parts of your brain, you are going to see how atrociously ridiculous it is to be saying this shit: "given what quality of parenting they are obviously receiving" - you have, and can have, no "obvious" ideas about that at all. What you call obvious, is your sorry-ass wishful thinking. Your blatant need to convince yourself that I am all manner of evil things (you know, the sort of thing you half-jokingly boast about in yourself) is confirmation of the insecurity theory. You are digging yourself in deeper right now.
Fight the power, Slappy. Rescue PD from my vice-like grip, O ye hero, ye liberator. The downtrodden masses are depending upon you to save them from my mind control lasers.

I'm not fighting any sort of power, I'm just fighting you. Purely for the amusement value. (And, I suspect, an audience.) Downtrodden masses? No. Complacent people who don't mind a bit of hypocrisy mixed in with their laughs, and enjoy cheap laughs? Yes.