UNLIMITED holist appreciation thread

[Dildo Argentino]

Okay.

ANYONE LIKE HOLIST?  SPEAK UP, PLS.

As far as I can see, holist takes every opportunity to insult, demean or belittle someone, and takes all of his own opinions to be foregone conclusions. There's nothing to like, so far.

Over the last two days or so, I've been pondering what to say to that, periodically...

On reflection, due consideration an'all, I decided to say something insulting, demeaning or belittling.

You can't see very far, can ya?



For chrissake, it's all there in the record. I can't for the life of me see how you managed to get that impression. Unless it's the mind lazors.

[Dildo Argentino]

I'm sure you didn't miss me, but I'm back.

Our lakes froze:



Then they began to thaw out a bit. This has resulted in duck jesus:

[Nephew Twiddleton]

That's pretty metal, holist.

[Mesozoic Mister Nigel]

That's pretty metal, holist.

Totes.

[Dildo Argentino]

You are too kind.

[Dildo Argentino]

I found an old notebook recently. There was a pome in it. I was camping in an orchard when I wrote it.


something falls in the dark
and it's an apple

something falls in the dark
and it's a pear

fruit gravitates
man hesitates

the moon is in the gable

rubs out a cigarette
turns in to sleep

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

No im mot a recording musician in the sense that youre using it. I am a musician who can make recordings but im not particularly good at it. I didnt record the album. Someone else did. I just played my riffs.

And either your ear is very very sensitive or youre being deliberate picky. But since you say later that shes only slightly out of tune for little amounts of time im going to say its the latter.

Twid, I have to ask you:  Why on Earth would you ever pay attention to criticism from a washed-up loser like holist?  I've heard your stuff.  It's better than a lot of what plays on the radio.

Go look at holist's webcomic again and ask yourself how much credibility as a "creative person" he has, then stop helping him beat you up over your music.

Aw, I'm sure Holist could get a job writing for Pitchfork.

Because they're also washed-up losers with no credibility as "creative people". It's a PERFECT fit. 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Interesting poem. I was serious about the metalness. Frozen bodies of water are metal. Thats why all the best metal is scandinavian.

[Dildo Argentino]

Because they're also washed-up losers with no credibility as "creative people". It's a PERFECT fit. 

It's ever so kind of you to form an opinion.

[Dildo Argentino]

Interesting poem. I was serious about the metalness. Frozen bodies of water are metal. Thats why all the best metal is scandinavian.

Doesn't follow, I'm afraid... or are Siberia, Canada and Alaska also well-known for their metal? 

[Nephew Twiddleton]

Canada is. Russia too but youd never hear one here. Ask alty about alaska.

[Dildo Argentino]

I don't get how people don't understand holist.  It's a thread about dead kids.  He must attention-whore.

What's so fucking hard, here?

Dear Roger,

It now seems that your decision to write me off has not quite resulted in everyone else making the same decision. Even worse, there is now a slim chance that this may never happen.

I realise that this is unusual and trying for you. But I have every confidence that you will grow up to the task.

[Patron Saint]

Out of sado-masochistic tendencies I have survived this thread to bring the highlights of the thread to help save those that might be tempted to do the same.

Highlights:

butthurt spills everywhere... "it is the song of my people."  (probably best part of the thread)

Holist deletes shit.

Typical trolling rants, formula.  Lots.  Both sides.  Reminds me of Cramulus:  "But the old paradox... what if we want to be annoyed?"

Holist trashes someone's art and gets called a douche and wonders why.

Roger is a sexy princess.

Many wild Holist mimics appear.

"Hey you guys, your art sucks. Talk about ME for a while!"... ad nauseum.

Stop! Holist time.

Strategic TGRR rage.

More of the same samey sameness.

If anything this thread almost made me want to repent and accept Jesus into my heart as my personal lard and souvenir.

This science! has been done before.  Interesting to see it from the other side.  The result is a Zen meta state, but it leaves lots of questions I'll probably take to PM.

[Dildo Argentino]

For Twid:

Have you taken these tests?

http://tonometric.com/adaptivepitch/

[Dildo Argentino]

Tonedeaf test: 91.7%
Pitch test: 0.675 Hz
Rhythm test: 76%

It's a challenge, by the way.