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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 18, 2012, 09:40:39 PM

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Suu

#15
September 19, 2012, 12:45:25 AM
That man is everything AmericaTM needs. Right. Fucking. Now.
Sovereign Episkopos-Princess Kaousuu; Esq., Battle Nun, Bene Gesserit.
Our Lady of Perpetual Confusion; 1st Church of Discordia

"Add a dab of lavender to milk, leave town with an orange, and pretend you're laughing at it."

Internet Jesus

#16
September 19, 2012, 03:30:38 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:34:09 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 18, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:20:32 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:02:40 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 18, 2012, 10:00:08 PM
Oh, WOW. I want to interact with SuperTroy! Dammit.

I'll ask him again.

Someone should start a pention, or

:?

There's gotta be SOMETHING he can't resist.

Ooh, ooh!

Someone get Disco Pickle to post again!

:lulz:

He says he's gonna reg.

The last thing you guys need is that asshole posting here, because one of two things will happen.

1. He will fuck the forum up beyond all belief with mindless references to the shitty beer he's drinking, obscure comic book obsessions, his embarrassing pro-wrestling nerdgasms and constant stories about how much he loves his fleshlight.

Or 2.  He'll post a couple of times, get high and forget his password.

Is that the kind of board you guys want?  You really want that emotionally stunted manchild posting with you?
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Don Coyote

#17
September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.

The Good Reverend Roger

#18
September 19, 2012, 03:34:11 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:30:38 AM
The last thing you guys need is that asshole posting here, because one of two things will happen.

1. He will fuck the forum up beyond all belief with mindless references to the shitty beer he's drinking, obscure comic book obsessions, his embarrassing pro-wrestling nerdgasms and constant stories about how much he loves his fleshlight.

We LOVE fleshlights.  In fact, we have a thriving internet business marketing slightly used ones.

Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:30:38 AMOr 2.  He'll post a couple of times, get high and forget his password.

Is that the kind of board you guys want?  You really want that emotionally stunted manchild posting with you?

Yeah.  Welcome aboard, Troy.   :lulz:
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#19
September 19, 2012, 03:36:26 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.

Or slightly used fleshlight marketers.  It's how Faust funds the board, alongside selling bogus "Authentic Used Courtney Love Panties" and fake relic scams.

Speaking of which, I have a genuine finger bone from Saint Olaf, if you're, you know, wanting to STAY OUT OF HELL.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

#20
September 19, 2012, 03:39:29 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:34:11 AM

Yeah.  Welcome aboard, Troy.   :lulz:

What gave me away?
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Freeky

#21
September 19, 2012, 03:40:33 AM
Ooh, a CG native! Welcome, Internet Jesus! :)

Internet Jesus

#22
September 19, 2012, 03:41:56 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.

Well shit, who can I fuck with then?  There has to be someone who takes shit seriously or else it's just no fun fucking with anybody.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

The Good Reverend Roger

#23
September 19, 2012, 03:42:25 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:39:29 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 19, 2012, 03:34:11 AM

Yeah.  Welcome aboard, Troy.   :lulz:

What gave me away?

You leaked some HolyTM out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#24
September 19, 2012, 03:42:45 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:30:38 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:34:09 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:30:15 PM
Quote from: TEXAS FAIRIES FOR ALL YOU SPAGS on September 18, 2012, 10:28:31 PM
Quote from: Net on September 18, 2012, 10:20:32 PM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 18, 2012, 10:02:40 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 18, 2012, 10:00:08 PM
Oh, WOW. I want to interact with SuperTroy! Dammit.

I'll ask him again.

Someone should start a pention, or

:?

There's gotta be SOMETHING he can't resist.

Ooh, ooh!

Someone get Disco Pickle to post again!

:lulz:

He says he's gonna reg.

The last thing you guys need is that asshole posting here, because one of two things will happen.

1. He will fuck the forum up beyond all belief with mindless references to the shitty beer he's drinking, obscure comic book obsessions, his embarrassing pro-wrestling nerdgasms and constant stories about how much he loves his fleshlight.

Or 2.  He'll post a couple of times, get high and forget his password.

Is that the kind of board you guys want?  You really want that emotionally stunted manchild posting with you?

That actually sounds kind of refined. Should we dress up for this?

Hi.   :)
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#25
September 19, 2012, 03:43:04 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 19, 2012, 03:40:33 AM
Ooh, a CG native! Welcome, Internet Jesus! :)

CG natives come in one of two flavors.  Those that can speak, and TLB.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Internet Jesus

#26
September 19, 2012, 03:44:05 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 19, 2012, 03:40:33 AM
Ooh, a CG native! Welcome, Internet Jesus! :)

Shhhhh, you'll blow my cover and then everyone at CG will know I only post there to fuck with people and not really advance any sort of cause.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

LMNO

#27
September 19, 2012, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:41:56 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.

Well shit, who can I fuck with then?  There has to be someone who takes shit seriously or else it's just no fun fucking with anybody.

Yuo. Fuck off.


LMNO
-spag on demand.

The Good Reverend Roger

#28
September 19, 2012, 03:47:07 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on September 19, 2012, 03:44:46 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:41:56 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 19, 2012, 03:32:23 AM
You just described 69% of the posting populous. The other 110% being animatronic wildebeests or Nigels.

Well shit, who can I fuck with then?  There has to be someone who takes shit seriously or else it's just no fun fucking with anybody.

Yuo. Fuck off.


LMNO
-spag on demand.

LMNO, meet your brother.

Seriously, for about 5 years, I thought you were the same guy.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#29
September 19, 2012, 03:47:34 AM
Quote from: Internet Jesus on September 19, 2012, 03:44:05 AM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 19, 2012, 03:40:33 AM
Ooh, a CG native! Welcome, Internet Jesus! :)

Shhhhh, you'll blow my cover and then everyone at CG will know I only post there to fuck with people and not really advance any sort of cause.

If you don't rat me out, I won't rat you out.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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