Rev Roger Sermon #18: DOOM

[riff]

At least Cheny speaks somewhat coherently.  Besides, the succession rules only go 10 deep, then something has to give ...

1.  He's also the most evil man in AMerican politics, at this time.

You forget Ashcroft.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

At least Cheny speaks somewhat coherently.  Besides, the succession rules only go 10 deep, then something has to give ...

1.  He's also the most evil man in AMerican politics, at this time.

You forget Ashcroft.

Trust me; I have not forgotten AshKKKroft.

Cheney is FAR more dangerous, in the long run.

[riff]

To be frank, I know little of the current political situation.  Mainly I get my news from Comedy Central's 'The Daily Show', and what with 'Futurama' being on at the same time, I now only watch it occasionally.

So, what is it that makes the one more evil than the other?

[The Commander]

Good question.  One is a religious fanatic and the other a Big Oil money fanatic.  It's like trying to decide who you would rather live next to, junkies or white trash.  They both suck equally as far as I can tell.

The Commander

[SMFabal]

Good question.  One is a religious fanatic and the other a Big Oil money fanatic.  It's like trying to decide who you would rather live next to, junkies or white trash.  They both suck equally as far as I can tell.

The Commander

I choose white trash - at least they speak coherently.

[SMFabal]

Good question.  One is a religious fanatic and the other a Big Oil money fanatic.  It's like trying to decide who you would rather live next to, junkies or white trash.  They both suck equally as far as I can tell.

The Commander

I choose white trash - at least they speak coherently.

[The Commander]

If by "coherently" you mean "like an ape with marbles in its mouth".  Honestly, the only reason I would choose white trash is that while junkies have drugs, they are not the drugs I like to do, so they can piss off for all I care.

The Commander

[SMFabal]

Well, I understand almost everything "white trash" say, but can't understand most junkies at all.

[The Commander]

SMFabal,

  Perhaps the "crakers" in your area are of a different cloth than those here in Pittsburgh, lovingly refered to as "Yinzers".  I swear, they speak almost an entirely different language.  It is littered with words and phrases such as "red up", "yunz" or "yinz", "gumband", "what choo got good?", "n'at", "sliberty", "Dahn tahn" and the like.  While these phrases and words can be found occasionally in normal peoples speech, the accent amongst the "yinzers" is really something to behold.

The Commander
DIA

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

The Yinzers, or rather, the Yinzerians, were originally a Discordian society set up to illuminate the Pitt area. But in the last 23 decades they've kind of lost site of their original purpose, or have they?

[Trollax]

SMFabal,

  Perhaps the "crakers" in your area are of a different cloth than those here in Pittsburgh, lovingly refered to as "Yinzers".  I swear, they speak almost an entirely different language.  It is littered with words and phrases such as "red up", "yunz" or "yinz", "gumband", "what choo got good?", "n'at", "sliberty", "Dahn tahn" and the like.  While these phrases and words can be found occasionally in normal peoples speech, the accent amongst the "yinzers" is really something to behold.

The Commander
DIA

Reminds me of the language they speak in Melbourne, it is truly the Australian dialect of English.
Been too long since I spoke it, I can hardly remember most of it, but being on the train and hearing two people from the eastern suburbs have a conversation in nothing but Melbournese is a sound to be heard. It's oddly like that scene in Goldmember where Austin and Nigel Powers are talking completely in cockney to each other.

~Dialectical Trollax~

[The Commander]

Well, perhaps we will have to re-apropriate these Yinzerians.  I'll have the Karma Manager and the Admiral get to work on it.  

   I wonder what a conversation between a Yinzer and someone from Melbourne would sound like?

The Commander
DIA

[riff]

I call 'not it'!

[Irreverend Hugh, KSC]

It's kind of like when I speak Spanish. No one seems to understand it.

We will re-appropriate those Yinzerians. In fact I will set up The Yinzerian Re/Mis-Appropration Office right away.

[riff]

Establishment of Re-, Mis-,  or In- Appropriation-related services has to go through Committee W, so don't forget to fill the paperwork out in pentuplicate.