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Rev Roger Sermon #18: DOOM

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, June 14, 2003, 01:55:06 AM

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#30
July 08, 2003, 10:50:59 PM
I thought it was commitee M.....W? I'll have to check with the Bovine Liberation Squad of the F4 brigade.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

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#31
July 09, 2003, 02:11:03 PM
F4 Brigade?  I thought we sent them to Mexicow to aid Imiliano Cowpata?  Karma Manager!  Where is my rubber stamp!???

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#32
July 09, 2003, 07:28:06 PM
Shhhh! Not while the White Mouse is around! F4 is over in Florida right now on a random weather patterning project.
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

riff

#33
July 10, 2003, 05:38:05 AM
Definatly Committee W - maybe you had the form umop-ap!sdn.

Which stamp do you want, Commander - the one with the happy-face, or the one that says "Ignore This Stamp"?
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#34
July 10, 2003, 02:44:21 PM
The one that say "Pull the other one." Although I seem to have lost my "It's got bells on" stamp.

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Anonymous

#35
July 10, 2003, 08:46:02 PM
GO AHEAD.
PULL THE YELLOW TIP!!!!![/size][/b]

Sir Lyall

#36
July 10, 2003, 10:45:50 PM
A man with a yellow tip will contact you at 4 PM in the park. Do not trust this man, he lies. Pull his tip (not the yellow one, the gold one) and the message will be sent to Agent 253. Agent 253 will lead you to the truth, but only if you believe the exact opposite of everything they say. Do not believe this message, it was written by Agent 253. The pink old fox flies gently into the sunset. When you have the packages, deliver them to the dumpster behind the ice tea factory. Do not look at the man across the street selling hot dogs, this man is an assasin. Alpha Sum Alpha Quad Zero Zero Five Roger Roger end transmission and destroy all records.

Do you believe that?
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riff

#37
July 10, 2003, 10:58:57 PM
No.
Here's where I've been, and where I probably am: http://www.kingdomofloathing.com.

Official Guest

#38
July 10, 2003, 11:23:10 PM
Prove it.

The Commander

#39
July 11, 2003, 02:15:22 PM
Your Mama!

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Irreverend Hugh, KSC

#40
July 11, 2003, 08:46:34 PM
Alright. Enough of that. Let's get back on track...which was exactly what?
"Time for the tin-foil hats, girls and boys!"

The Good Reverend Roger

#41
July 12, 2003, 12:31:50 AM
Quote from: St. Hugh, KSCAlright. Enough of that. Let's get back on track...which was exactly what?

It was DOOM!.

That, and the fact that you will all be drafted by this time next year, as NixonBush has three (3) new wars planned:  Liberia, Senegal, and South Africa.

Trust me on this, for I am the Right Reverend Roger, and I know the face of doom.
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"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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riff

#42
July 12, 2003, 06:21:36 AM
Heh, not me!  I'm 27, got a bad foot, and I'm perfectly willing to describe how much LSD I've done in my lifetime.
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The Good Reverend Roger

#43
July 12, 2003, 08:01:48 PM
Quote from: RiffHeh, not me!  I'm 27, got a bad foot, and I'm perfectly willing to describe how much LSD I've done in my lifetime.

1.  You had better have documentation on that foot.

2.  The draft age is legally 18-35, though they usually take 18-26, so you might be ok.

3.  In a non-volunteer army, they don't care if you did drugs.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Commander

#44
July 12, 2003, 10:54:08 PM
That's ok, Riff can always tie a hankerchief to his head, stick a pair of pencils up his nose and walk around going "wiffle".  



Although then they migh put him right into the Marines.

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