The Millstone

[Dildo Argentino]

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[Internet Jesus]

Well I find that when people want you to take a more positive outlook on life, give it to them, in fucking spades.

Oh, yeah.  That's the one.

This'll probably get me branded as a poseur pedantic fuck, but I'll just drop this link here and be on about my day off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candide

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well I find that when people want you to take a more positive outlook on life, give it to them, in fucking spades.

Oh, yeah.  That's the one.

This'll probably get me branded as a poseur pedantic fuck, but I'll just drop this link here and be on about my day off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candide

Dr Pangloss is now a good friend of mine.

[Internet Jesus]

Well I find that when people want you to take a more positive outlook on life, give it to them, in fucking spades.

Oh, yeah.  That's the one.

This'll probably get me branded as a poseur pedantic fuck, but I'll just drop this link here and be on about my day off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candide

Dr Pangloss is now a good friend of mine.

You should write the rant in which Pangloss is brutally tortured and brought to the brink of the abyss, but still manages to be optimistic.  THAT'LL LEARN PEOPLE WHO WANT TO PRESS A BANANA INTO SERVICE AS A DILDO!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well I find that when people want you to take a more positive outlook on life, give it to them, in fucking spades.

Oh, yeah.  That's the one.

This'll probably get me branded as a poseur pedantic fuck, but I'll just drop this link here and be on about my day off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candide

Dr Pangloss is now a good friend of mine.

You should write the rant in which Pangloss is brutally tortured and brought to the brink of the abyss, but still manages to be optimistic.  THAT'LL LEARN PEOPLE WHO WANT TO PRESS A BANANA INTO SERVICE AS A DILDO!

I could work that in, even though it wasn't Pangloss who usually got fucked over by his attitude, it was the other characters.  I have the New, Improved Fidel™ already in mind, and will begin tonight or tomorrow.

[Internet Jesus]

Well I find that when people want you to take a more positive outlook on life, give it to them, in fucking spades.

Oh, yeah.  That's the one.

This'll probably get me branded as a poseur pedantic fuck, but I'll just drop this link here and be on about my day off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candide

Dr Pangloss is now a good friend of mine.

You should write the rant in which Pangloss is brutally tortured and brought to the brink of the abyss, but still manages to be optimistic.  THAT'LL LEARN PEOPLE WHO WANT TO PRESS A BANANA INTO SERVICE AS A DILDO!

I could work that in, even though it wasn't Pangloss who usually got fucked over by his attitude, it was the other characters.  I have the New, Improved Fidel™ already in mind, and will begin tonight or tomorrow.

That's why Pangloss is so deserving of the torture.  However in keeping with the new and improved Fidel, you really can't have him break.  So sometime after being violated in stab wounds by mutant erections, but before he goes into the darkness he needs to croak out "this is still the best of all possible worlds...."

Or something.  Really, you're the creative one.  I'm just an unoriginal douchebag.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Well I find that when people want you to take a more positive outlook on life, give it to them, in fucking spades.

Oh, yeah.  That's the one.

This'll probably get me branded as a poseur pedantic fuck, but I'll just drop this link here and be on about my day off.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candide

Dr Pangloss is now a good friend of mine.

You should write the rant in which Pangloss is brutally tortured and brought to the brink of the abyss, but still manages to be optimistic.  THAT'LL LEARN PEOPLE WHO WANT TO PRESS A BANANA INTO SERVICE AS A DILDO!

I could work that in, even though it wasn't Pangloss who usually got fucked over by his attitude, it was the other characters.  I have the New, Improved Fidel™ already in mind, and will begin tonight or tomorrow.

That's why Pangloss is so deserving of the torture.  However in keeping with the new and improved Fidel, you really can't have him break.  So sometime after being violated in stab wounds by mutant erections, but before he goes into the darkness he needs to croak out "this is still the best of all possible worlds...."

Or something.  Really, you're the creative one.  I'm just an unoriginal douchebag.

Oh, no you aren't.  You just gave me an AWESOME idea, though it isn't quite as you stated it.

[Internet Jesus]

That's why Pangloss is so deserving of the torture.  However in keeping with the new and improved Fidel, you really can't have him break.  So sometime after being violated in stab wounds by mutant erections, but before he goes into the darkness he needs to croak out "this is still the best of all possible worlds...."

Or something.  Really, you're the creative one.  I'm just an unoriginal douchebag.

Oh, no you aren't.  You just gave me an AWESOME idea, though it isn't quite as you stated it.

Balls.  I just recycle the shit I'm fed just in new and interesting combinations.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That's why Pangloss is so deserving of the torture.  However in keeping with the new and improved Fidel, you really can't have him break.  So sometime after being violated in stab wounds by mutant erections, but before he goes into the darkness he needs to croak out "this is still the best of all possible worlds...."

Or something.  Really, you're the creative one.  I'm just an unoriginal douchebag.

Oh, no you aren't.  You just gave me an AWESOME idea, though it isn't quite as you stated it.

Balls.  I just recycle the shit I'm fed just in new and interesting combinations.

I doubt that.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,29003.0.html

Rejected on account of Papa Hemmingway and that Kipling guy.

[Internet Jesus]

That's why Pangloss is so deserving of the torture.  However in keeping with the new and improved Fidel, you really can't have him break.  So sometime after being violated in stab wounds by mutant erections, but before he goes into the darkness he needs to croak out "this is still the best of all possible worlds...."

Or something.  Really, you're the creative one.  I'm just an unoriginal douchebag.

Oh, no you aren't.  You just gave me an AWESOME idea, though it isn't quite as you stated it.

Balls.  I just recycle the shit I'm fed just in new and interesting combinations.

I doubt that.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,29003.0.html

Rejected on account of Papa Hemmingway and that Kipling guy.

I'm flattered, I think.  But I wouldn't take it that far - I don't hope to short circuit anything in anyone.  I shit on Frankrupt because its the right thing to do, not because I hope to ever save him.

[EK WAFFLR]

This one actually brought a tear to my eye.

DAMN YOU ROGAR! RUINING MY MACHO MANLINESS IN A WAY ONLY MANLY MOVIES LIKE "MY GIRL" HAS DONE BEFORE!

[The Good Reverend Roger]

That's why Pangloss is so deserving of the torture.  However in keeping with the new and improved Fidel, you really can't have him break.  So sometime after being violated in stab wounds by mutant erections, but before he goes into the darkness he needs to croak out "this is still the best of all possible worlds...."

Or something.  Really, you're the creative one.  I'm just an unoriginal douchebag.

Oh, no you aren't.  You just gave me an AWESOME idea, though it isn't quite as you stated it.

Balls.  I just recycle the shit I'm fed just in new and interesting combinations.

I doubt that.

http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php/topic,29003.0.html

Rejected on account of Papa Hemmingway and that Kipling guy.

I'm flattered, I think.  But I wouldn't take it that far - I don't hope to short circuit anything in anyone.  I shit on Frankrupt because its the right thing to do, not because I hope to ever save him.

Oh, no.  I was just saying that a sense of humor involves more than just regurgitating old ideas.  We are more than a collection of memes.

Or at least we can be.  Frank and TLB, for example, are beyond hope for very real and very different (between them) reasons.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This one actually brought a tear to my eye.

DAMN YOU ROGAR! RUINING MY MACHO MANLINESS IN A WAY ONLY MANLY MOVIES LIKE "MY GIRL" HAS DONE BEFORE!

QUICK!  DO SOMETHING MANLY!

[EK WAFFLR]

This one actually brought a tear to my eye.

DAMN YOU ROGAR! RUINING MY MACHO MANLINESS IN A WAY ONLY MANLY MOVIES LIKE "MY GIRL" HAS DONE BEFORE!

QUICK!  DO SOMETHING MANLY!

There. All Manned up again.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

This one actually brought a tear to my eye.

DAMN YOU ROGAR! RUINING MY MACHO MANLINESS IN A WAY ONLY MANLY MOVIES LIKE "MY GIRL" HAS DONE BEFORE!

QUICK!  DO SOMETHING MANLY!

There. All Manned up again.

Whew!  That was a close one.