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Started by The Good Reverend Roger, September 25, 2012, 02:22:35 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

September 25, 2012, 02:22:35 AM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#1
September 25, 2012, 02:24:23 AM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Luna

#2
September 25, 2012, 02:45:17 AM
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Kai

#3
September 25, 2012, 02:58:21 AM
Wow, indeed. It was one of those, "I don't get what everyone's so....[wait for it....wait for it...]....ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.....oh man" moments.
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Grand Visser of the Six Legged Class
Chanticleer of the Holometabola Clade Church, Diptera Parish

Prince Glittersnatch III

#4
September 25, 2012, 06:35:16 AM
You know there is a probably a huge market out there for lunatic messiahs and control freaks looking for impressionable young disciples. Someone should start something, call it Mansonbook.
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Glittersnatch would be a rather unfortunate condition, if a halfway decent troll name.

Quote from: GIGGLES on June 16, 2011, 10:24:05 PM
AORTAL SEX MADES MY DICK HARD AS FUCK!

Signora Pæsior

#5
September 25, 2012, 07:22:49 AM
 :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Petrochemical Pheremone Buzzard of the Poisoned Water Hole

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#6
September 25, 2012, 07:29:30 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Also, may I add that this is a BRILLIANT opportunity for an ambitious young psychologist, sociologist, or journalist to GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR of 2015's breaking story?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Ayotollah of Ass

#7
September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

The Good Reverend Roger

#8
September 26, 2012, 01:39:55 AM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 25, 2012, 07:29:30 AM
Eeeeeeeeeeeeek!

Also, may I add that this is a BRILLIANT opportunity for an ambitious young psychologist, sociologist, or journalist to GET IN ON THE GROUND FLOOR of 2015's breaking story?

I've just never seen an actual sign up list for a sex slave/rape camp thingie before.

Sorta like "Be the first Jew on your block to drop everything and run for Dachau!"
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#9
September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Murmur

#10
September 26, 2012, 07:49:47 AM
Quote from: Fidel Castro on September 26, 2012, 01:39:55 AM
I've just never seen an actual sign up list for a sex slave/rape camp thingie before.

Sorta like "Be the first Jew on your block to drop everything and run for Dachau!"

I'm scared of how many out there will actually *seriously* call about it.  :eek: :horrormirth:
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Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#11
September 28, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune"  :?
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#12
September 28, 2012, 10:15:00 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune"  :?

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#13
September 28, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:15:00 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune"  :?

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.

I... I...






...I didn't think Libertarians could get any stupider.


I am humbled.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

The Good Reverend Roger

#14
September 28, 2012, 10:28:50 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:21:03 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 10:15:00 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 10:06:23 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 26, 2012, 01:40:29 AM
Quote from: Ayotollah of Assehollah on September 25, 2012, 11:38:16 AM
http://www.whitepages.com/phone/1-972-487-1548

So many questions for Del P Cartwright. Starting with: "Are the suburbs of Dallas not as promising as wild, free Georgia for your free market commune?"

I'm really hoping this is just a troll.  But it isn't.

"Free market... commune"  :?

Don't question it.  If you don't look directly at it, it can't hurt your brain.

I... I...






...I didn't think Libertarians could get any stupider.


I am humbled.

But it gets even DUMBER.  Someone is going to fall for the rape camp advert.

The three types of women that will:

1.  20-something Rand fan looking to piss her parents off.
2.  40-something desperately poor woman who thinks this will end well.
3.  Any-age woman who is looking for a crash pad for a few months or so.

None of them will get what they expect.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.
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