Rant for Holist

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I mean, I can write a more upbeat, cheerful rant if you'd like.

If it's not too much trouble, I for one would like to read it.

Okay, but remember that you asked for it.  Maybe today, maybe tomorrow.  I just have to think up something NICE and CHEERFUL to write about.

No, no, that's not what I meant at all! Can you rant about the same things in a more upbeat, cheerful manner?

Oh, yeah.  I can definitely do that.

Actually, I think it's a fail. The deal was not that you'd go into denial, feebly rationalising away your deepest fears and worries. The deal was that you would face them, fair and square, AND rant about them in a more upbeat, cheerful manner.

Practice makes perfect.

And no, I don't want to shit on your head. I didn't even tell you to be more upbeat, it was your idea. I was just wondering about why you were so... Roger.

I've considered your response, Holist, and I think I'm going to have to take up a more or less permanent FUCK YOU, HIPPIE position with respect to you, because there's just no keeping you happy.  I do what you ask, you become abusive.  Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I think maybe he wanted a rant (an upbeat one, mind you) about the weather.

Actually, he just said he wants me to be less "Roger".

Fuck that and fuck him.  HE can be a little less "Passive aggressive waterhead hippie", instead.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What the fuck is it with these new age hippies/Pagans/holistic gasbags?  First they want you to behave, so you behave, then they get all fucking nasty about it.

Fuck Holist.  I've written him off as anything other than my personal commode.

[Dildo Argentino]

Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure. 

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure. 

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

[Dildo Argentino]

Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure. 

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure. 

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

You exhort people to be more civil, then shit on them when they do, you backwards fucking redneck.

[Dildo Argentino]

Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure. 

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

You exhort people to be more civil, then shit on them when they do, you backwards fucking redneck.

Well no. I found your rant's pessimism extreme (selfish, I know: when I feel that crap, I'm depressed and suffering and far from pugnacious, clearly not the case for you), so I asked about it. Then you went to town.

[Luna]

I was just wondering about why you were so... Roger.

Because he hasn't found anybody else willing to do it. 

Besides, everybody else is already taken.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure. 

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

You exhort people to be more civil, then shit on them when they do, you backwards fucking redneck.

Well no. I found your rant's pessimism extreme (selfish, I know: when I feel that crap, I'm depressed and suffering and far from pugnacious, clearly not the case for you), so I asked about it. Then you went to town.

And you're STILL not happy.  There's no pleasing you, and this is hardly a surprise.  You're still carrying around a metric ton of butthurt because we laughed at your fucked up beliefs concerning basic chemistry.   This was as predictable as the sun coming up in the morning.

Well done, knuckle-dragger.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I was just wondering about why you were so... Roger.

Because he hasn't found anybody else willing to do it. 

Besides, everybody else is already taken.

Not the point.

I should stop being me because he didn't like the tone of one of my posts.



Yeah, that's gonna happen.

[Freeky]

I think maybe he wanted a rant (an upbeat one, mind you) about the weather.

Actually, he just said he wants me to be less "Roger".

Fuck that and fuck him.  HE can be a little less "Passive aggressive waterhead hippie", instead.

Yeah, fuck that noise.

[Anna Mae Bollocks]

What the fuck is it with these new age hippies/Pagans/holistic gasbags?  First they want you to behave, so you behave, then they get all fucking nasty about it.

Fuck Holist.  I've written him off as anything other than my personal commode.

I hate them. Because I'm actually into a little alternative stuff (TCM and the like, not Dr. Macadangdang's Magic Astrology Buttwipes) and sometimes I don't even want to mention it because I'd be assumed to be THAT WAY.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

What the fuck is it with these new age hippies/Pagans/holistic gasbags?  First they want you to behave, so you behave, then they get all fucking nasty about it.

Fuck Holist.  I've written him off as anything other than my personal commode.

I hate them. Because I'm actually into a little alternative stuff (TCM and the like, not Dr. Macadangdang's Magic Astrology Buttwipes) and sometimes I don't even want to mention it because I'd be assumed to be THAT WAY.

Yep.  Not only that, but they're helping the right wingnuts march us back to the dark ages, with both A)  superstitious claptrap, and B)  giving the right a big fat brush to paint the rationalists with.

So, yeah.  What's not to hate?

[trippinprincezz13]

Are you sure you're not from Georgia (the US Georgia)?

Well yes, quite sure. 

That's odd.  You sure as fuck act like a Georgia yahoo.

But, being not from Georgia or indeed anywhere near it, the reference is lost on me.

You exhort people to be more civil, then shit on them when they do, you backwards fucking redneck.

Well no. I found your rant's pessimism extreme (selfish, I know: when I feel that crap, I'm depressed and suffering and far from pugnacious, clearly not the case for you), so I asked about it. Then you went to town.

Translation: If you just SMILE hard enough all the world's troubles will just fade away. You may hear a slight buzzing sound.