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hunter s.durden

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« on: September 26, 2012, 03:10:38 am »
Do you dudes think I can get some help on my homework?

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« Reply #1 on: September 26, 2012, 03:18:04 am »
Do you dudes think I can get some help on my homework?

This college bullshit is cray.

Good fucking God, look what the cat dragged in.
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« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2012, 03:19:56 am »
Do you dudes think I can get some help on my homework?

This college bullshit is cray.

Good fucking God, look what the cat dragged in.

I get the feeling you aren't here to help.
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« Reply #3 on: September 26, 2012, 03:21:57 am »
Do you dudes think I can get some help on my homework?

This college bullshit is cray.

Good fucking God, look what the cat dragged in.

I get the feeling you aren't here to help.

Of course I'm here to help.  I'm Fidel Castro, the best Goddamn baseball player in American history.

(formerly some dickhead named Roger, before I possessed his ass)
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« Reply #4 on: September 26, 2012, 03:27:45 am »
You must know the first thing I did is decode what names I could to find out who was here.

Naturally Roger is on that short list. Though I didn't think you'd literally be here, hovering. It's impressive.

So you're going to do my homework for me?
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« Reply #5 on: September 26, 2012, 03:30:00 am »
Ho-ley shit. Well, that's one walk in I never thought I'd see again.

What the hell have you been up to? Besides the college bullshit, I mean.
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« Reply #6 on: September 26, 2012, 03:31:50 am »
Ho-ley shit. Well, that's one walk in I never thought I'd see again.

What the hell have you been up to? Besides the college bullshit, I mean.

What?! Wait. why?! Were you sure I died?
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« Reply #7 on: September 26, 2012, 03:33:27 am »
Ho-ley shit. Well, that's one walk in I never thought I'd see again.

What the hell have you been up to? Besides the college bullshit, I mean.

What?! Wait. why?! Were you sure I died?

We had no idea what happened to you. You've been gone for YEARS, man.

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« Reply #8 on: September 26, 2012, 03:38:38 am »
Didn't you once say you didn't like me very much? Are you the sentimental type that misses things that are old even if you didn't like them just because they are a familiar reminder of a time past?
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« Reply #9 on: September 26, 2012, 03:42:30 am »
Im willing to lend you my services as a ghostwriter. I once placed second in my local Knights Columbus, Jr. Essay contest and I accept gummyworms as payment. PM if interested.
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« Reply #10 on: September 26, 2012, 03:43:06 am »
You must know the first thing I did is decode what names I could to find out who was here.

Naturally Roger is on that short list. Though I didn't think you'd literally be here, hovering. It's impressive.

So you're going to do my homework for me?

It's still too hot to do anything in Tucson, so here I am.

And that would depend on a couple of things:

1.  What classes, and

2.  Do you have bail money?
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« Reply #11 on: September 26, 2012, 03:43:35 am »
Didn't you once say you didn't like me very much? Are you the sentimental type that misses things that are old even if you didn't like them just because they are a familiar reminder of a time past?

Who, me?  I don't like ANYONE much.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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« Reply #12 on: September 26, 2012, 03:44:36 am »
Didn't you once say you didn't like me very much? Are you the sentimental type that misses things that are old even if you didn't like them just because they are a familiar reminder of a time past?

I'm tripping like fuck, so my flow may seem strange. I did a year of college last year and discovered that I'm smart and good at writing pithy jabs that provoke thought. This skill I harnessed here. So now, I return home, in a manner of speaking.
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« Reply #13 on: September 26, 2012, 03:49:51 am »
Didn't you once say you didn't like me very much? Are you the sentimental type that misses things that are old even if you didn't like them just because they are a familiar reminder of a time past?

Who, me?  I don't like ANYONE much.

Ah, no, that was to Kai. Thinks I'm a big meanie.
I don't want to be.

I know how you feel Roger
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« Reply #14 on: September 26, 2012, 03:52:02 am »
I know how you feel Roger

What will it take to keep you quiet?
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
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 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.