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Started by EK WAFFLR, September 28, 2012, 12:55:52 AM

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The Good Reverend Roger

#15
September 28, 2012, 03:49:03 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 28, 2012, 03:45:45 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 03:45:00 AM
Quote from: Guru Qu1x073 on September 28, 2012, 03:41:23 AM
So what would happen is Welsh and Belgian got drunk at a party?

Everyone would KICK THEIR ARSES.

YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS OF THE VOWELS AND CONSONANTS!!!!!!!!! :argh!:

AND THEN

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#16
September 28, 2012, 06:19:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:55:57 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:47:58 AM
I hate you motherfuckers.
All both of you.

Mostly cause now I have a new favorite song!

NO!  NO!  SHUN THE VOWELS!

And now, Ron Jeremy dancing in a speedo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE

THAT HAS NIGEL IN IT! I SAW NIGEL!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#17
September 28, 2012, 06:19:53 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Nephew Twiddleton

#18
September 28, 2012, 11:21:00 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 28, 2012, 12:55:52 AM
Suck on this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f488uJAQgmw

Ø sounds like that sound French people make when they don't know what to say next, instead of "uh..."

You can keep that one.

We have æ. Well, North America doesn't but English does. Because they can't spell fæces right. But we don't really need it anyway. We already have a letter called "A" that does that job nicely.

Å is used by fans of the Los Angeles Angels.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Nephew Twiddleton

#19
September 28, 2012, 11:27:31 AM
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

EK WAFFLR

#20
September 28, 2012, 05:51:53 PM
GOD DAMN DANISH
"At first I lifted weights.  But then I asked myself, 'why not people?'  Now everyone runs for the fjord when they see me."


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Freeky

#21
September 28, 2012, 06:23:14 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 06:19:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:55:57 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:47:58 AM
I hate you motherfuckers.
All both of you.

Mostly cause now I have a new favorite song!

NO!  NO!  SHUN THE VOWELS!

And now, Ron Jeremy dancing in a speedo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE

THAT HAS NIGEL IN IT! I SAW NIGEL!

Yeah! I had to show Roger Nigel's video because he didn't remember it.

trippinprincezz13

#22
September 28, 2012, 06:46:24 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 01:02:01 AM
Quote from: Waffles, The Iron on September 28, 2012, 12:55:52 AM
Suck on this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f488uJAQgmw

Your excessive vowels demand a response.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRCQypnVeXA

I almost feel bad about this.

My computer intercepted and refused to play the video, even though the player with the title came up. It didn't want to subject me to such things
There's no sun shine coming through her ass, if you are sure of your penis.

Paranoia is a disease unto itself, and may I add, the person standing next to you, may not be who they appear to be, so take precaution.

If there is no order in your sexual life it may be difficult to stay with a whole skin.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#23
September 28, 2012, 07:26:38 PM
Quote from: Freeky Queen of DERP on September 28, 2012, 06:23:14 PM
Quote from: A Very Hairy Monkey In An Ill-Fitting Tunic on September 28, 2012, 06:19:30 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 28, 2012, 02:55:57 AM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on September 28, 2012, 02:47:58 AM
I hate you motherfuckers.
All both of you.

Mostly cause now I have a new favorite song!

NO!  NO!  SHUN THE VOWELS!

And now, Ron Jeremy dancing in a speedo:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyx6JDQCslE

THAT HAS NIGEL IN IT! I SAW NIGEL!

Yeah! I had to show Roger Nigel's video because he didn't remember it.

So much love for Nigel! <3
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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