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Started by Salty, September 27, 2012, 07:04:13 PM

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Salty

September 27, 2012, 07:04:13 PM
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY GIVE ME ANIMALS OR I WILL KILL AND EAT OTHER, MORE ADORABLE, ANIMALS.
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Alty,
Man that emote does not get used enough.
The world is a car and you're the crash test dummy.

Freeky

#1
September 27, 2012, 07:19:13 PM
OFUCK HABBY BIRFDAY!


I will give you animals in about half an hour.

Phox

#2
September 27, 2012, 07:20:38 PM
NO MANIMALS FOR YOU! I DEMAND THAT YOU EAT KITTENS!

Juana

#3
September 27, 2012, 07:24:43 PM Last Edit: September 27, 2012, 08:55:38 PM by Secret Agent GARBO

Happy birfday!


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"I dispose of obsolete meat machines.  Not because I hate them (I do) and not because they deserve it (they do), but because they are in the way and those older ones don't meet emissions codes.  They emit too much.  You don't like them and I don't like them, so spare me the hysteria."

Forsooth

#4
September 27, 2012, 07:39:47 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#5
September 27, 2012, 07:50:40 PM
Happy birthday, you fucking maniac!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO

#6
September 27, 2012, 07:50:53 PM

The Good Reverend Roger

#7
September 27, 2012, 07:53:51 PM
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Anna Mae Bollocks

#8
September 27, 2012, 08:28:27 PM
Birthday? DRINK.

Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Freeky

#9
September 27, 2012, 08:33:15 PM

Nephew Twiddleton

#10
September 27, 2012, 08:42:08 PM
Happy birthday!
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

Freeky

#11
September 27, 2012, 08:51:32 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiHXASgRTcA

BABBY KITTEHS!  NOISY BABBY KITTEHS!

P3nT4gR4m

#12
September 27, 2012, 08:56:20 PM

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

The Good Reverend Roger

#13
September 27, 2012, 08:59:42 PM
LOOK AT THAT GODDAMN TARANTULA HAWK!



THAT THING COULD PARALYZE YOUR FACE AND THEN RUN OFF WITH YOUR BEST GIRL.

AND ALL YOU COULD DO WAS STAND THERE AND PRETEND TO CRY.

CAN'T EVEN REALLY CRY, CAUSE YOUR FACE IS PARALYZED.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Freeky

#14
September 27, 2012, 09:01:40 PM
AIEEE!!! FUCK! SHIT! DAMN FUCKING SHIT! :eek: :cry:
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