I need some help by Halloween

Started by Richter, October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM

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Richter

A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Somebody who's watched that wretched shit...  Who is the kid's biggest rival on the kiddy beauty circuit?  An autographed "Ha, ha, I win!" photograph...

Or, a baby doll with an extra thumb attached hidden under co-worker's chair...
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I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.
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Richter

Quote from: Luna on October 02, 2012, 02:10:58 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Somebody who's watched that wretched shit...  Who is the kid's biggest rival on the kiddy beauty circuit?  An autographed "Ha, ha, I win!" photograph...

Or, a baby doll with an extra thumb attached hidden under co-worker's chair...

I'm doing the babydoll thing, but with a tiara, and strung to the outside surface of her cube for maximum visibility.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 02, 2012, 02:11:28 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.

"He can't remember the names Statler and Waldorf?"

"I'm surprised he can remember his own."

Dohohohohoho
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Eater of Clowns

Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Give the costume three thumbs up.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

Quote
the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

hooplala

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 02, 2012, 02:37:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 02, 2012, 02:11:28 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.

"He can't remember the names Statler and Waldorf?"

"I'm surprised he can remember his own."

Dohohohohoho

:)
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"Now's not the time to get silly, so wear your big boots and jump on the garbage clowns." — Bob Dylan?

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Very well then I contradict myself,
(I am large, I contain multitudes.)"
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Richter

Quote from: Eater of Clowns on October 02, 2012, 02:37:05 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 02, 2012, 02:11:28 AM
Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

One of those two critic guys on the Muppet Show.

"He can't remember the names Statler and Waldorf?"

"I'm surprised he can remember his own."

Dohohohohoho

IT would be tragic how few folks there would get it.  I'd need a cohort too...
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Internet Jesus

Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 02:07:49 AM
A co worker is dressing as Honey Boo Boo.

WHAT TO DO? 

I'd prefer to do nothing that will get me fired, but envelopes can be worked, especially on Halloween. All suggestions will be given at least a cursory glance.

Red bull and Mtn Dew mixers for everybody at lunch.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Richter

This makes me doubly glad you're back.  Even with the caffeine tollerance in the joint, the go go juice will still put the fools straight to silly.
I just have to present them the sealed cans (keep it obvious me own hand has altered nothing), and keep a hat on it until they acquire target onto someone else.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat

Internet Jesus

Quote from: Richter, Baron von on October 02, 2012, 03:41:21 AM
Even with the caffeine tollerance in the joint, the go go juice will still put the fools straight to silly.

It could be better than the time at the Christmas party when everyone was drunk and that one guy from accounting fucked that gal from sales in the copier room.
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS!

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Dress as roadkill

ask if she wants you in her belly.
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Or just fake up something that looks like an animal frisbee and offer to cook dinner.

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Richter

Quote from: v3x on October 02, 2012, 04:22:40 AM
Spike the punch with Red Bull?

No punch.  These folks have LEARNED.
Quote from: Eater of Clowns on May 22, 2015, 03:00:53 AM
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

Friendly Neighborhood Mentat