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What Might Actually Be Happening, part IV of V

Started by The Good Reverend Roger, October 03, 2012, 07:14:00 PM

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The Good Reverend Roger

God's just this little guy in a labcoat (don't count his limbs, there's no need for you to get upset), and his angels are basically grad students assisting him.

He's running this big program, really fancy stuff...The first biological computer.  It's a test, really.  You know, proof of concept.  They've assembled loads of other computer chassis, but they haven't put any bioware on them yet, until they can justify the expense.

And in this computer, bits go flying around the surface assembling structures and changing their environment.  The structures are a display for the programmer, and the environment is the "cloud memory" that's used as a buffer.

It's a prototype, so of course it's a little buggy.  There's a heat problem, of course, and that will have to be sorted before anything goes further.  Also, some of the grad students have been empathyzing with the bits, anthropomorphizing them.  A full third of them stomped out over ethics issues in the first days of the project, but not before writing some malware into the system.  They weren't happy about the way the program keeps overwriting itself, killing millions of the bits every year.

Even in a high tech society, you will always have those who are superstitious.

Anyway, the program's just about run its course.  The programmer is ready to shut things down on safety grounds, because on several occasions, the bits managed to move to the computer's auxillary node, and even planted a cute little flag on it.  So some method of isolation will be necessary in future models, to prevent unintentional viruses from moving from one computer to another, as more computers are built.

And anyway, this thing isn't cheap, and research funding being the way it is...
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

LMNO


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I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
Ass-Kicking & Foot-Stomping Ancient Master of SHIT FUCK FUCK FUCK
Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
High Altitude Haggis-Filled Sex Bucket From Beyond Time and Space.
Internet Monkey Person of Filthy and Immoral Pygmy-Porn Wart Contagion
Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

"computation is a pattern in the spacetime arrangement of particles, and it's not the particles but the pattern that really matters! Matter doesn't matter." -- Max Tegmark

Luna

This has occurred to me, actually, along with the thought that if Somebody decides to run a virus scan, we are all royally fucked.
Death-dealing hormone freak of deliciousness
Pagan-Stomping Valkyrie of the Interbutts™
Rampaging Slayer of Shit-Fountain Habitues

"My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know, everybody you see, everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake, and they live in a state of constant, total amazement."

Quote from: The Payne on November 16, 2011, 07:08:55 PM
If Luna was a furry, she'd sex humans and scream "BEASTIALITY!" at the top of her lungs at inopportune times.

Quote from: Nigel on March 24, 2011, 01:54:48 AM
I like the Luna one. She is a good one.

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"Stop talking to yourself.  You don't like you any better than anyone else who knows you."

Eater of Clowns

You know you hear that there are seven billion people in the world but you don't always believe that.  Let's face it, you can't even conceive of seven billion.  Whenever you walk into a new zone, load up a new area, it's not like all the rest of it stays loaded.  There's what you see and experience and the rest of it is just blank space, it's just empy, because why would they need to keep it up and running beyond the drawing distance.  There might be a potential seven billion unique faces in the program but you'll never see them all, you can't, you just have to take their word for it.

Seven plus billion character models?  And none of them repeat?  You know, this is starting to sound pretty suspicious.
Quote from: Pippa Twiddleton on December 22, 2012, 01:06:36 AM
EoC, you are the bane of my existence.

Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 07, 2014, 01:18:23 AM
EoC doesn't make creepy.

EoC makes creepy worse.

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the afflicted persons get hold of and consume carrots even in socially quite unacceptable situations.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

Cutting closer and closer to the bone, here. I like it.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."


The Good Reverend Roger

" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."