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OH MY FUCKING GOD
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:18:19 am »
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2013, 06:35:44 am »
I feel so much better about the world, now.
Morrissey is the crown prince of sad.  He teaches us that deaf/mute girls are terrible at telling you that a disaster is occurring, and that when you get famous, all your old friends hate you for buying new tee shirts.  Morrissey fans are best known for hugging their legs and biting their knees in the shower, over a girl that dumped them rather than learn their name, or binge-eating an entire pizza and then throwing it up on their man-boobs in the bath tub, while they squeeze their  testicles until they remember that they are worthless and do not deserve love.

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2013, 06:44:00 am »
Yes.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2013, 06:48:27 am »
FUCKING WHAT?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2013, 09:24:27 am »
Glorious! :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2013, 11:55:51 am »
It is as wonderful as it is horrible   :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2013, 02:34:01 pm »
Needs to be on TEEVEE.  :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2013, 07:25:22 pm »
I do not know what I just saw but I feel like eating fried chicken and killing space bugs with oversized guns.
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2013, 07:05:00 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2013, 10:55:43 pm »
Colonel Cthulu...

Sweet goddess that's fucking weird! :eek: :lulz:

Just watched it again.

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