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OH MY FUCKING GOD
« on: May 25, 2013, 06:18:19 am »
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2013, 06:35:44 am »
I feel so much better about the world, now.
I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them, on the sand,
Half sunk, shattered underpance lies,
With blown elastic, and exploded back,
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things,
The hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Doktor Howl, Spag of Spags:
Look on my ass, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2013, 06:44:00 am »
Yes.
“I’m guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk,” Charles Wick said. “It was very complicated.”


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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2013, 06:48:27 am »
FUCKING WHAT?  :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2013, 09:24:27 am »
Glorious! :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2013, 11:55:51 am »
It is as wonderful as it is horrible   :lulz:
Anyone ever think about how Richter inhabits the same reality as you and just scream and scream and scream, but in a good way?   :lulz:

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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2013, 02:34:01 pm »
Needs to be on TEEVEE.  :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2013, 07:25:22 pm »
I do not know what I just saw but I feel like eating fried chicken and killing space bugs with oversized guns.
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #10 on: May 26, 2013, 07:05:00 pm »
 :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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Re: OH MY FUCKING GOD
« Reply #11 on: May 26, 2013, 10:55:43 pm »
Colonel Cthulu...

Sweet goddess that's fucking weird! :eek: :lulz:

Just watched it again.

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