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Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

Started by Juana, October 04, 2012, 04:31:11 PM

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Juana

Ask, especially if Joy could be moving in. Possibly use "they" until you get an answer.
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Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 26, 2012, 03:24:32 AM
Ask, especially if Joy could be moving in. Possibly use "they" until you get an answer.
oh, I'm going to ask, and explain it to Payne. Not sure if my parents would grasp the whole non-binary thing when visiting, Mum would be cool, Dad, well.. Meh, I could just tell him the place is still a mess and just meet him at the pub.

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Quote from: Pixie on October 26, 2012, 03:35:24 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 26, 2012, 03:24:32 AM
Ask, especially if Joy could be moving in. Possibly use "they" until you get an answer.
oh, I'm going to ask, and explain it to Payne. Not sure if my parents would grasp the whole non-binary thing when visiting, Mum would be cool, Dad, well.. Meh, I could just tell him the place is still a mess and just meet him at the pub.

Or Joy could pick a pronoun and humor him. It doesn't have to be right, it just has to work for a minute.
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Quote from: Man Green on October 26, 2012, 06:49:57 AM
Quote from: Pixie on October 26, 2012, 03:35:24 AM
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 26, 2012, 03:24:32 AM
Ask, especially if Joy could be moving in. Possibly use "they" until you get an answer.
oh, I'm going to ask, and explain it to Payne. Not sure if my parents would grasp the whole non-binary thing when visiting, Mum would be cool, Dad, well.. Meh, I could just tell him the place is still a mess and just meet him at the pub.

Or Joy could pick a pronoun and humor him. It doesn't have to be right, it just has to work for a minute.

Joy would have to decide to move in first... i think i'll worry about that when I get to that stage...

Nephew Twiddleton

Is officially Friday in Boston for awhile.

I'm bloody sick.

We've got a gig tonight. LMNO knows, since he's on the same bill.


Ughh. Head full of snot, throat full of scratch.

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Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on October 26, 2012, 03:08:35 AM
Hope that works out for ya, Pixie.


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The musical apocalypse is upon us.  Two of the most useless, talentless fucks in music have released a joint single.  All this needs is a cameo by Pit Bull and Taylor Swift for all four horsemen to be present.

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Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 12:22:54 PM
The musical apocalypse is upon us.  Two of the most useless, talentless fucks in music have released a joint single.  All this needs is a cameo by Pit Bull and Taylor Swift for all four horsemen to be present.

To be fair, it's a fairly simple formula:

Take any two people who've appeared in the top10 over the last decade into a studio
Record the resulting cacophony
Autotune the shit out of it

99.99% guaranteed horrormirth/chart success

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Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 26, 2012, 08:30:52 AM
Is officially Friday in Boston for awhile.

I'm bloody sick.

We've got a gig tonight. LMNO knows, since he's on the same bill.


Ughh. Head full of snot, throat full of scratch.

Twid,
Has only canceled a gig due to... extreme digestive reasons. Has otherwise played while violently nauseous, in extraordinary pain, or with an infection that wouldn't be treated until 3 days and 3000 miles had passed.

Sounds like tonight should be a blast.  Nothing for a head cold like spending 4 hours in a basement that smells like piss and stale beer.

Cain

Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 26, 2012, 01:53:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 12:22:54 PM
The musical apocalypse is upon us.  Two of the most useless, talentless fucks in music have released a joint single.  All this needs is a cameo by Pit Bull and Taylor Swift for all four horsemen to be present.

To be fair, it's a fairly simple formula:

Take any two people who've appeared in the top10 over the last decade into a studio
Record the resulting cacophony
Autotune the shit out of it

99.99% guaranteed horrormirth/chart success

True.  It's just each individual here is so uniquely awful that putting them together makes me want to eat glass shards.

LMNO

I had high hopes for Nicki. her guest spot on "Monster" and a couple of her early singles were really interesting.  Then she went the GlamBarbie route, and decided to try singing.  It's a shame, really.

P3nT4gR4m

Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 02:00:18 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on October 26, 2012, 01:53:27 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 26, 2012, 12:22:54 PM
The musical apocalypse is upon us.  Two of the most useless, talentless fucks in music have released a joint single.  All this needs is a cameo by Pit Bull and Taylor Swift for all four horsemen to be present.

To be fair, it's a fairly simple formula:

Take any two people who've appeared in the top10 over the last decade into a studio
Record the resulting cacophony
Autotune the shit out of it

99.99% guaranteed horrormirth/chart success

True.  It's just each individual here is so uniquely awful that putting them together makes me want to eat glass shards.

I salute you, sir, you obviously have a stronger constitution than me. Listening to the fucking radio has that effect on me  :horrormirth:

I'm up to my arse in Brexit Numpties, but I want more.  Target-rich environments are the new sexy.
Not actually a meat product.
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Awful and Bent Behemothic Results of Last Night's Painful Squat.
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Octomom Auxillary Heat Exchanger Repairman
walking the fine line line between genius and batshit fucking crazy

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Placid Dingo

Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on October 26, 2012, 02:05:36 PM
I had high hopes for Nicki. her guest spot on "Monster" and a couple of her early singles were really interesting.  Then she went the GlamBarbie route, and decided to try singing.  It's a shame, really.

Yeah. I got so exited with some of her stuff, and Monster is hands down my favourite karaoke track mostly from Nikkis part. Actually hearing some of her other stuff really bummed me out.
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Cain

She has more than one track?  I just thought it was her doing that weird not-quite-singing voice thing to marginally different beats.