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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #15 on: October 04, 2012, 07:27:11 pm »
I'd like to post some woe.

My guts are AFLAME.  Seriously, I just ripped one that made every dog in the city start gnawing at their own flesh.

this I have been doing all week and is recently subsiding thank Eris. I think the lack of Dark Berry Mountain Dew and the withdrawals that come from it took their toll, or simply the fact I broke a caffeine addiction due to poorness and the headaches and gut pains that ensued are NOT worth it.

Breaking a caffiene addiction is like giving up sex because it's habit-forming.  I mean, both are fairly harmful when done properly, but you don't get any prizes for sliding into your grave in mint condition.



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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2012, 07:58:44 pm »
I'd like to post some woe.

My guts are AFLAME.  Seriously, I just ripped one that made every dog in the city start gnawing at their own flesh.

Snap! I woke up this AM farting napalm. I closed the door in my office, farted away merrily and delighted in the facial reactions of anyone who walked in. Kept me amused all day.
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« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2012, 08:11:00 pm »
So, I got narrowly missed by a collapsing part of the tower we're working on, after a solid night of dreams concerning a very small Jeff (the psycho I fired a few weeks back, who has sworn revenge, bought a gun, and disappeared) biting at my ankles while I try to fix the air conditioner.

I've been late with damn near EVERYTHING, because my boss doesn't seem to think that there's any limit to what can be assigned to one person...So I just gave up and do shit when I feel like it.  My crew approves, as they're feeling a little overworked, too.  We're a jolly bunch, but don't leave us alone with your kids or old folks.  Neither come out all that well after we work a bit of our mojo on 'em when you're not looking.  Well, a few come out BETTER, but that's not how you bet.

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Dude said when it gets worked out, he's going to call me first. 8)

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2012, 08:12:18 pm »
I'd like to post some woe.

My guts are AFLAME.  Seriously, I just ripped one that made every dog in the city start gnawing at their own flesh.

Snap! I woke up this AM farting napalm. I closed the door in my office, farted away merrily and delighted in the facial reactions of anyone who walked in. Kept me amused all day.

Hitler farted out of his mouth, apparently. This link says his breath was so bad, you couldn't even be in the same room with the fucker without standing by a window.
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« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2012, 09:15:29 pm »
D:  I'm glad you're not dead!

I am functionally immortal.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #20 on: October 04, 2012, 09:38:59 pm »
Man fuck people from my hometown that joined the Army out of HS, were poor and now say "fuck the poor"

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #21 on: October 04, 2012, 09:52:26 pm »
Why dont you support the troops aj? Do you hate america?
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2012, 09:53:30 pm »
Man fuck people from my hometown that joined the Army out of HS, were poor and now say "fuck the poor"

They're STILL poor.  They just have delusions of grandeur brought on by barely-livable conditions.
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- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

 "Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2012, 09:53:55 pm »
Man fuck people from my hometown that joined the Army out of HS, were poor and now say "fuck the poor"
That little asshat dude in the school thread? :lulz:
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2012, 09:59:11 pm »
Dragging ass. One more hour of work. Band practice. No bass. Villagers mystery thing is acting up again.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #25 on: October 04, 2012, 10:04:22 pm »
Man fuck people from my hometown that joined the Army out of HS, were poor and now say "fuck the poor"
That little asshat dude in the school thread? :lulz:

I remember when that asshat was in elementary school. Dude lived two streets away. At the edge of the fucking desert.

Man fuck people from my hometown that joined the Army out of HS, were poor and now say "fuck the poor"

They're STILL poor.  They just have delusions of grandeur brought on by barely-livable conditions.

Also, this. Dude is an Army Recruiter now. :horrormirth:

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #26 on: October 04, 2012, 10:35:05 pm »
First confiscated alcohol of the year: half a bottle of chilled Russian Standard vodka.

Now chilling in my freezer, in anticipation of my next day off.  I still have a load of Chivas Regal and Jack Daniels from last year, too.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #27 on: October 04, 2012, 10:51:24 pm »
Thats awesome cain!
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #28 on: October 04, 2012, 10:53:32 pm »
Yeah.  It would be better if my next day off wasn't until Wednesday.  I suppose I could be slightly tipsy while on duty and that wouldn't be a problem, but nothing more.

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Re: Re: Beautiful Cock Forum Customer Service Thread
« Reply #29 on: October 04, 2012, 10:58:30 pm »
So, I got narrowly missed by a collapsing part of the tower we're working on, after a solid night of dreams concerning a very small Jeff (the psycho I fired a few weeks back, who has sworn revenge, bought a gun, and disappeared) biting at my ankles while I try to fix the air conditioner.

I've been late with damn near EVERYTHING, because my boss doesn't seem to think that there's any limit to what can be assigned to one person...So I just gave up and do shit when I feel like it.  My crew approves, as they're feeling a little overworked, too.  We're a jolly bunch, but don't leave us alone with your kids or old folks.  Neither come out all that well after we work a bit of our mojo on 'em when you're not looking.  Well, a few come out BETTER, but that's not how you bet.

Jesus.  :aaa:
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