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« Reply #45 on: October 05, 2012, 12:52:01 pm »
D:  I'm glad you're not dead!

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #46 on: October 05, 2012, 12:56:09 pm »
You're our own St Gulik, you are.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #47 on: October 05, 2012, 12:57:51 pm »
You're our own St Gulik, you are.

MIGHTY ARIZONA St Gulik, mind you.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #48 on: October 05, 2012, 01:19:49 pm »
Yea, verily.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #49 on: October 05, 2012, 03:24:33 pm »
Had a very sad dream where I kept trying to get a career job and it was terrifying and the people I love said my efforts and I myself weren't good enough for anything and I got the impression they wanted to wash their hands of me, but I kept trying anyway because I wanted them to love me back.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #50 on: October 05, 2012, 03:31:18 pm »
Ugh, that sounds awful, Freeky. :(

I had a hell of a day yesterday. I took an assessment with a long drive and the kid I was working with endorsed for suicide, so I had all the stuff to do that you have to do when that happens. So between the long drive and the kid I didn't get home until almost eight to my own hungry kiddos, fed myself and them and crashed. Did not do homework. Did not complete math assignment that is due today. Today I have more paperwork to fill out, an email to send to the caseworker, and a doctor appointment. Somehow I will finish math assignment and turn it in by five.

Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #51 on: October 05, 2012, 03:33:54 pm »
Good luck Nigel.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #52 on: October 05, 2012, 03:36:43 pm »
A stressed Nigel is a clear sign of impending doom.  Make your time.



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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #53 on: October 05, 2012, 04:46:07 pm »
^^^^That.

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #54 on: October 05, 2012, 06:07:18 pm »
So I wanted a couple of grand for a couple of kayaks. I phoned the bank and offered to give them 400-odd bucks to pay it back at a lousy 100quid a month over two years. This is the same bank I get my salary paid into, so they know I can afford it but they run a credit score anyway and, since I never run anything on credit, I don't have one. "Computer says no". Wouldn't have minded but they kept me on the line for two fucking hours.

Plan-B I'll grab an interest free loan on monday. Just thought I'd help them out, given the state of the economy and the fact that I just fleeced them for 5 large in PPI. No wonder there's a banking crisis - stupid fucks are turning down offers of free money :lulz:
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #55 on: October 05, 2012, 08:09:23 pm »
I don't understand the math. I just can't see it in my head. This is freaking me out. I can always see EVERYTHING in my head, and this time it's not working. Maybe my head broke. :(
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.


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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #56 on: October 05, 2012, 08:10:38 pm »
I don't understand the math. I just can't see it in my head. This is freaking me out. I can always see EVERYTHING in my head, and this time it's not working. Maybe my head broke. :(

Take 30 minutes.  I know you don't HAVE 30 minutes, but if you're not making progress, you may as well.  Go out back, have a tea and a smoke.

Then come back in and do your math.
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #57 on: October 05, 2012, 08:11:37 pm »
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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #58 on: October 05, 2012, 08:17:16 pm »
So, it's Lupus?

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Re: Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)
« Reply #59 on: October 05, 2012, 08:17:37 pm »
I don't understand the math. I just can't see it in my head. This is freaking me out. I can always see EVERYTHING in my head, and this time it's not working. Maybe my head broke. :(

Take 30 minutes.  I know you don't HAVE 30 minutes, but if you're not making progress, you may as well.  Go out back, have a tea and a smoke.

Then come back in and do your math.

I just had lunch and fucked off here for half an hour. What I probably have to do is go back to the learning center and talk to a tutor.

I don't understand how to interpret f(-x)= SQRTx in terms of graphing.
Im guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk, Charles Wick said. It was very complicated.