Can we talk about me now? (Open bar thread #3,494)

[Freeky]

DUDE COULD HAVE BEEN A MURDERHOBO WITH A SHOTGUN TO YOUR PARTY OF LVL 1 NPCS!!!!!!

Prague isn't the Greyhound Express. Czech Belgians are rarely murderhobos.

Western Norwegian Belgians on the other hand..... scary fuckers, the lot of them.

HE COULD HAVE BEEN A HIGH LEVEL PLANES HOBOING MURDERHOBO FROM ANOTHER UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

EXTRAPLANAR HOBO OUTSIDER MURDERHOBOES?!  FUCK!

[Lenin McCarthy]

Just a drunkandconfusedhobo, not a murderhobo. At least not in the condition he was in at the time.

[Freeky]

Great to hear.


In otherniews, I have taken 2 mg Lorezepam and 400 mg benadryl, but I'm still awake.  I'm guesing this is why I'm hearing (with my ears, not remembering them and thinking I can hear them) various snippets of songs.  It's slightly disconcerting.  I hope I can get some sleep soon.

[P3nT4gR4m]

I've just aquired the funding to get one of these under my arse, at the end of the month. I can now tackle the kind of water that would kill me in my current boat and (hopefully) not die and shit

[LMNO]

I just learned that there is a vegan argument against vaccination.




Now I want to set things on fire.

[P3nT4gR4m]

Vegans? 

[Cain]

I just learned that there is a vegan argument against vaccination.




Now I want to set things on fire.

What part of NO ANIMAL PRODUCTS are you struggling with?  Those chicken eggs and gelatin have as much right to life as any of us.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just learned that there is a vegan argument against vaccination.




Now I want to set things on fire.

One more group of asshats conspiring to rob us of herd immunity.

Cough on a Vegan today.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just learned that there is a vegan argument against vaccination.




Now I want to set things on fire.

What part of NO ANIMAL PRODUCTS are you struggling with?  Those chicken eggs and gelatin have as much right to life as any of us.

This is where I usually wander off into an ad shotgun argument.

If animals had rights, they'd seize them.

[trippinprincezz13]

In slightly positive health insurance news, ObamaCOMMIECARE must have sort of kicked in because I didn't have to pay for my birth control MURDER PILLS today.

Yea maybe not some wonderous miracle and I know it's fairly small in the large scheme of things, in my small bubble of the world, that's $200 saved a year if it lasts. *shrug*

[LMNO]

I just learned that there is a vegan argument against vaccination.




Now I want to set things on fire.

What part of NO ANIMAL PRODUCTS are you struggling with?  Those chicken eggs and gelatin have as much right to life as any of us.

This is where I usually wander off into an ad shotgun argument.

If animals had rights, they'd seize them.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE TASTY.  IF YOU GIVE UP THIS RIGHT, YOU WILL BECOME CLOTHING, INSTEAD.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

In slightly positive health insurance news, ObamaCOMMIECARE must have sort of kicked in because I didn't have to pay for my birth control MURDER PILLS today.

Yea maybe not some wonderous miracle and I know it's fairly small in the large scheme of things, in my small bubble of the world, that's $200 saved a year if it lasts. *shrug*

Good for you. 

It's also good for the country.  That's $200 that will be put into the local economy, instead of (indirectly) to Goldman Sachs.

[The Good Reverend Roger]

I just learned that there is a vegan argument against vaccination.




Now I want to set things on fire.

What part of NO ANIMAL PRODUCTS are you struggling with?  Those chicken eggs and gelatin have as much right to life as any of us.

This is where I usually wander off into an ad shotgun argument.

If animals had rights, they'd seize them.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE TASTY.  IF YOU GIVE UP THIS RIGHT, YOU WILL BECOME CLOTHING, INSTEAD.

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO BE TURNED INTO PET FOOD.

[Cain]

This is where I usually wander off into an ad shotgun argument.

If animals had rights, they'd seize them.

Steve Irwin's death was just the start of the Animal Uprising.

They're having a problem with writing the manifesto, but that's because no opposable thumbs.

[LMNO]

The pandas would do it, but they're usually stoned out of their minds.