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The Good Reverend Roger

#225
October 10, 2012, 10:23:30 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:19:32 PM
OK I'm really going in studio now. I'll be taking breaks every twenty minutes or so.

Pray for me.

To whom?

Remember last time.  You need to be more specific.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#226
October 10, 2012, 10:23:50 PM
@TWID
Dude, majorly sucky.

Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:12:16 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 10, 2012, 12:05:18 AM
Why does poetry make me feel retarded? I just don't get poems. Have a 3 page paper on a lyrical poem due next Tuesday.

ALSO I DO WHAT I WANT HONEY MOON FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

What's the poem about? What does the imagery make you think of?

Bam. That's all you need to write.

3 pages of horrible insanity?
I think I will get drunk to write this paper.


Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:13:17 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 10, 2012, 12:05:18 AM
ALSO I DO WHAT I WANT HONEY MOON FOR LIFE!!!!!!!!!!

GET A JOB, HIPPY!

I GET PAID BY THE VA TO GET AN EDUCATION!!!!!!! YOU JEALOUS?????


Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:22:51 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:19:03 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:17:51 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:15:11 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:13:39 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:12:33 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:10:27 PM
MY SOCIOLOGY PROFESSOR MADE US ARGUE ON A FORUM! NOT EVEN SHITTING YOU!

Wait.

You can get college credits for this?   :lulz:

Totally happened FOR REAL. I'm like OMG I AM SUPPOSED TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD BE DOING ANYWAY? OMG OMG OMG!!!

I ARGUED ON MYSTIC WICKS.  WHERE IS PhD?

YOU ARE NOW SOCIOLOLIGIST.

I AM NOW QUALIFIED TO SAY WHY POOR PEOPLE CHOOSE TO LIVE THAT WAY.

ALSO TO ANALYZE THE SOCIAL STRUCTURE OF INTERNET FORUMS.

OH MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF TARDS

WHY IS THE INTERNET SO FASCIST???????

The Good Reverend Roger

#227
October 10, 2012, 10:25:38 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 10, 2012, 10:23:50 PM
I GET PAID BY THE VA TO GET AN EDUCATION!!!!!!! YOU JEALOUS?????

Why?  I had that, too.

BUT I DIDN'T GO ON HONEYMOON FOR 6 FUCKING MONTHS.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Don Coyote

#228
October 10, 2012, 10:27:37 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:25:38 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 10, 2012, 10:23:50 PM
I GET PAID BY THE VA TO GET AN EDUCATION!!!!!!! YOU JEALOUS?????

Why?  I had that, too.

BUT I DIDN'T GO ON HONEYMOON FOR 6 FUCKING MONTHS.

IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS, BUT YOU'RE CORNISH SO I FORGIVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Good Reverend Roger

#229
October 10, 2012, 10:28:20 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 10, 2012, 10:27:37 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:25:38 PM
Quote from: American Jackal on October 10, 2012, 10:23:50 PM
I GET PAID BY THE VA TO GET AN EDUCATION!!!!!!! YOU JEALOUS?????

Why?  I had that, too.

BUT I DIDN'T GO ON HONEYMOON FOR 6 FUCKING MONTHS.

IT'S BEEN TWO MONTHS, BUT YOU'RE CORNISH SO I FORGIVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey.  Cornish people have honeymoons, too.  It's just that they involve mud and baseball bats with nails through them.  And being grim a lot.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#230
October 10, 2012, 10:37:22 PM
So SHUT UP.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#231
October 10, 2012, 10:54:40 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:23:30 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:19:32 PM
OK I'm really going in studio now. I'll be taking breaks every twenty minutes or so.

Pray for me.

To whom?

Remember last time.  You need to be more specific.

I'm thinking, roll the dice. I feel adventurous.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#232
October 10, 2012, 10:55:18 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:22:51 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:20:02 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:19:03 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:17:51 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:15:11 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:13:39 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:12:33 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:10:27 PM
MY SOCIOLOGY PROFESSOR MADE US ARGUE ON A FORUM! NOT EVEN SHITTING YOU!

Wait.

You can get college credits for this?   :lulz:

Totally happened FOR REAL. I'm like OMG I AM SUPPOSED TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I WOULD BE DOING ANYWAY? OMG OMG OMG!!!

I ARGUED ON MYSTIC WICKS.  WHERE IS PhD?

YOU ARE NOW SOCIOLOLIGIST.

I AM NOW QUALIFIED TO SAY WHY POOR PEOPLE CHOOSE TO LIVE THAT WAY.

ALSO TO ANALYZE THE SOCIAL STRUCTURE OF INTERNET FORUMS.

OH MY GOD, IT'S FULL OF TARDS

BAM!
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Anna Mae Bollocks

#233
October 10, 2012, 11:02:30 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:12:33 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:10:27 PM
MY SOCIOLOGY PROFESSOR MADE US ARGUE ON A FORUM! NOT EVEN SHITTING YOU!

Wait.

You can get college credits for this?   :lulz:

THEY MIGHT AS WELL HAND OVER THAT DEGREE. NOW.  :lulz:
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

The Good Reverend Roger

#234
October 11, 2012, 02:38:33 AM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:54:40 PM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 10, 2012, 10:23:30 PM
Quote from: Man Green on October 10, 2012, 10:19:32 PM
OK I'm really going in studio now. I'll be taking breaks every twenty minutes or so.

Pray for me.

To whom?

Remember last time.  You need to be more specific.

I'm thinking, roll the dice. I feel adventurous.

Okay.  I prayed to Irdlirvirisissong.  He says you're fucked.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#235
October 11, 2012, 02:39:10 AM
Irdlirvirisissong:  Inuit demon god.

The demon cousin of the moon. Sometimes Irdlirvirissong comes out into the sky to dance and clown and make the people laugh. But if anyone is nearby, the people must restrain themselves or the demon clown will dry them up and eat their intestines.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

The Good Reverend Roger

#236
October 11, 2012, 02:57:07 AM
Also, back at work.  Because the safety technician came in allegedly intoxicated.

TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSCON!
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#237
October 11, 2012, 03:43:13 AM
Talked to Roger on the phone on his way back to work tonight, and he made me feel better. Talked to Villager after that. Definitely salvageable. We just need to hit the reset button a bit. We also suddenly miss the hell out of each other so, that's a good starting point.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS

The Good Reverend Roger

#238
October 11, 2012, 03:45:24 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 11, 2012, 03:43:13 AM
Talked to Roger on the phone on his way back to work tonight, and he made me feel better. Talked to Villager after that. Definitely salvageable. We just need to hit the reset button a bit. We also suddenly miss the hell out of each other so, that's a good starting point.

Good to hear it.

I had to fire my guy.



Earlier today, I got stung in the nads (no hyperbole here, right in the g'nads) by a hornet.

I just want everyone to know how happy things are here, in the land of SUNSHINE.
" It's just that Depeche Mode were a bunch of optimistic loveburgers."
- TGRR, shaming himself forever, 7/8/2017

"Billy, when I say that ethics is our number one priority and safety is also our number one priority, you should take that to mean exactly what I said. Also quality. That's our number one priority as well. Don't look at me that way, you're in the corporate world now and this is how it works."
- TGRR, raising the bar at work.

Nephew Twiddleton

#239
October 11, 2012, 03:49:29 AM
Quote from: Man Yellow on October 11, 2012, 03:45:24 AM
Quote from: Nephew Twiddleton on October 11, 2012, 03:43:13 AM
Talked to Roger on the phone on his way back to work tonight, and he made me feel better. Talked to Villager after that. Definitely salvageable. We just need to hit the reset button a bit. We also suddenly miss the hell out of each other so, that's a good starting point.

Good to hear it.

I had to fire my guy.



Earlier today, I got stung in the nads (no hyperbole here, right in the g'nads) by a hornet.

I just want everyone to know how happy things are here, in the land of SUNSHINE.

This is about 5% of what made me feel better. Not for Roger suffering in the nads, but because of the "it could be worse" bit.
Strange and Terrible Organ Laminator of Yesterday's Heavy Scene
Sentence or sentence fragment pending

Soy El Vaquero Peludo de Oro

TIM AM I, PRIMARY OF THE EXTRA-ATMOSPHERIC SIMIANS
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